# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 404
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8070 "2026-05-25T16:26:29Z")
I like to play video games It’s how I impress all the dames Little Suzie from next door ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8071 "2026-05-25T18:34:20Z")
I like to play video games It’s how I impress all the dames Little Suzie from next door Lounges about on the floor ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8072 "2026-05-25T19:00:48Z")
I like to play video games It’s how I impress all the dames Little Suzie from next door Lounges about on the floor making rumble controlled lewd exclaims. My cat has to go to the vet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8073 "2026-05-25T19:45:41Z")
My cat has to go to the vet As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2026, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8074 "2026-05-25T22:17:47Z")
My cat has to go to the vet As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet They’ll make her stop ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2026, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8075 "2026-05-26T07:14:44Z")
My cat has to go to the vet As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet They’ll make her stop And then start from the top ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8076 "2026-05-27T01:41:32Z")
My cat has to go to the vet As it’s my Persian rug that she has wet They’ll make her stop And then start from the top When finished I’ll be deeper in debt I’m secretly great at one thing ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8077 "2026-05-27T01:44:12Z")
I’m secretly great at one thing Hitting giants with my trusty sling ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8078 "2026-05-27T16:03:24Z")
I’m secretly great at one thing Hitting giants with my trusty sling Then I cut off their heads ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2026, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8079 "2026-05-27T18:57:42Z")
I’m secretly great at one thing Hitting giants with my trusty sling Then I cut off their heads (if I’m off my meds) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8080 "2026-05-28T00:50:54Z")
I’m secretly great at one thing Hitting giants with my trusty sling Then I cut off their heads (if I’m off my meds) And use an ear as a fleshy g-string With a full tub of lube I’m all set ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8081 "2026-05-28T01:06:08Z")
With a full tub of lube I’m all set Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8082 "2026-05-28T01:44:10Z")
With a full tub of lube I’m all set Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet She’s pretty darn old ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8083 "2026-05-28T20:42:01Z")
With a full tub of lube I’m all set Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet She’s pretty darn old She’s dried up, truth be told! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8084 "2026-05-28T21:00:20Z")
With a full tub of lube I’m all set Since I otherwise can’t get my wife wet She’s pretty darn old She’s dried up, truth be told! As I caught her years ago in a fishing net * * * My wife I both love and hate ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2026, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8085 "2026-05-28T21:16:10Z")
My wife I both love and hate She doesn’t think I’m so great ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8086 "2026-05-29T04:55:13Z")
My wife I both love and hate She doesn’t think I’m so great Though I do all I can ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8087 "2026-05-29T05:42:07Z")
My wife I both love and hate She doesn’t think I’m so great Though I do all I can I’m only one man ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8088 "2026-05-29T08:35:47Z")
My wife I both love and hate She doesn’t think I’m so great Though I do all I can I’m only one man And so I, on the sly, others date! So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2026, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8089 "2026-05-29T11:54:36Z")
So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot Such that around his neck it became quite taut [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=403) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=405)