# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 405
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8090 "2026-06-06T08:05:13Z")
So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot Such that around his neck it became quite taut He was willing to die ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8091 "2026-06-06T11:20:02Z")
So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot Such that around his neck it became quite taut He was willing to die My indifference is high ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8092 "2026-06-06T13:56:30Z")
So Don Jr.? He just tied the knot Such that around his neck it became quite taut He was willing to die My indifference is high I don’t care what happens to the little snot * * * Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8093 "2026-06-06T15:59:56Z")
Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates Confronted by that which he hates ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8094 "2026-06-06T16:10:59Z")
Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates Confronted by that which he hates St Peter says sorry ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8095 "2026-06-06T16:55:13Z")
Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates Confronted by that which he hates St Peter says "Sorry, But here there’s no malarkey, ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8096 "2026-06-06T18:37:59Z")
Donald Trump stands before the Pearly Gates Confronted by that which he hates St Peter says “Sorry, But here there’s no malarkey, We found stolen loot in your crates.” Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8097 "2026-06-06T19:47:30Z")
Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie. Worse than a sharp poke in the eye ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8098 "2026-06-06T20:21:49Z")
Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie. Worse than a sharp poke in the eye But there’s light at the end ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8099 "2026-06-06T21:10:27Z")
Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie. Worse than a sharp poke in the eye But there’s light at the end Or, if not, just pretend ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8100 "2026-06-07T00:57:02Z")
Things suck now, I’ll tell you no lie. Worse than a sharp poke in the eye But there’s light at the end Or, if not, just pretend It’s all I can do not to cry We will have a picnic today ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8101 "2026-06-07T01:10:22Z")
We will have a picnic today While it still isn’t rainy and grey ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8102 "2026-06-07T01:37:12Z")
We will have a picnic today While it still isn’t rainy and grey Brats on the grill ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8103 "2026-06-07T01:44:59Z")
We will have a picnic today While it still isn’t rainy and grey Brats on the grill As they eye me with ill will ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8104 "2026-06-07T13:57:26Z")
We will have a picnic today While it still isn’t rainy and grey Brats on the grill As they eye me with ill will those vegan’s who won’t go away I need to lose a few pounds ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8105 "2026-06-07T14:31:42Z")
I need to lose a few pounds It won’t be as easy as it sounds ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8106 "2026-06-07T20:26:44Z")
I need to lose a few pounds It won’t be as easy as it sounds As I weigh two hundred tons ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2026, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8107 "2026-06-07T23:01:17Z")
I need to lose a few pounds It won’t be as easy as it sounds As I weigh two hundred tons And that’s just my buns ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8108 "2026-06-08T00:07:11Z")
I need to lose a few pounds It won’t be as easy as it sounds As I weigh two hundred tons And that’s just my buns So now, Burger King’s out of bounds. As the porn actress slipped off her dress ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8109 "2026-06-08T00:14:41Z")
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