# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 406
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8110 "2026-06-08T01:14:39Z")
As the porn actress slipped off her dress One assett was bound to impress The other, not so much ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8111 "2026-06-08T01:58:42Z")
As the porn actress slipped off her dress One assett was bound to impress The other, not so much It was cold to the touch ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8112 "2026-06-08T05:43:52Z")
As the porn actress slipped off her dress One assett was bound to impress The other, not so much It was cold to the touch Why her films sell is anyone’s guess. I want to become a rock star ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8113 "2026-06-08T07:52:39Z")
I want to become a rock star But my mom just smashed up my guitar ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2026, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8114 "2026-06-08T13:35:08Z")
I want to become a rock star But my mom just smashed up my guitar Weasels ripped my drum set ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8115 "2026-06-09T06:12:25Z")
I want to become a rock star But my mom just smashed up my guitar Weasels ripped my drum set And my demo cassette ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8116 "2026-06-09T15:05:32Z")
I want to become a rock star But my mom just smashed up my guitar Weasels ripped my drum set And my demo cassette A bad start but I’m sure to go far Stop me if you’ve heard this before ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8117 "2026-06-09T15:20:00Z")
Stop me if you’ve heard this before A trivial piece of forgotten lore ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8118 "2026-06-09T15:41:27Z")
Stop me if you’ve heard this before A trivial piece of forgotten lore If you wish on a star ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8119 "2026-06-09T18:50:58Z")
Stop me if you’ve heard this before A trivial piece of forgotten lore If you wish on a star For a boat or a car ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2026, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8120 "2026-06-09T19:12:38Z")
Stop me if you’ve heard this before A trivial piece of forgotten lore If you wish on a star For a boat or a car what you’ll get is a map to the store My boyfriend likes to braid his nose hair ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8121 "2026-06-10T00:38:04Z")
My boyfriend likes to braid his nose hair And his pubes… but let’s not go there ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8122 "2026-06-10T01:30:18Z")
My boyfriend likes to braid his nose hair And his pubes… but let’s not go there But that hair on his back– ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8123 "2026-06-10T01:42:34Z")
My boyfriend likes to braid his nose hair And his pubes… but let’s not go there But that hair on his back Grows out of his crack ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8124 "2026-06-10T13:47:35Z")
My boyfriend likes to braid his nose hair And his pubes… but let’s not go there But that hair on his back Grows out of his crack So I gave him a gallon can of Nair * * * In 1969 I wandered down to Woodstock ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2026, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8125 "2026-06-10T18:59:51Z")
[Way too many syllables!!] In 1969 I wandered down to Woodstock I wanted to hear folk music and also some rock ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8126 "2026-06-15T06:47:45Z")
In 1969 I wandered down to Woodstock I wanted to hear folk music and also some rock I felt awf’ly placid ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2026, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8127 "2026-06-15T13:59:50Z")
In 1969 I wandered down to Woodstock I wanted to hear folk music and also some rock I felt awf’ly placid After I dropped some acid * * * [Sorry: I tend to read numbers as one syllable and not as separate ones, bad habit…] ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2026, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8128 "2026-06-16T12:54:53Z")
In 1969 I wandered down to Woodstock I wanted to hear folk music and also some rock I felt awf’ly placid After I dropped some acid and talked to a 30 foot cock Fred’s quite well endowed so they say ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2026, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8129 "2026-06-17T00:55:04Z")
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