# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 408
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8150 "2026-07-05T12:48:07Z")
once walked a mile for a camel Also once chipped my front tooth’s enamel I’ve totaled my car ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8151 "2026-07-05T14:21:26Z")
Once walked a mile for a camel Also once chipped my front tooth’s enamel I’ve totaled my car Wrecked my boat on a sandbar ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8152 "2026-07-05T17:06:01Z")
Once walked a mile for a camel Also once chipped my front tooth’s enamel I’ve totaled my car Wrecked my boat on a sandbar And made love to a large marine mammal. A rabbi, a priest and a pastor ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8153 "2026-07-05T18:35:59Z")
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor Made a bet over who could wank faster ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8154 "2026-07-05T18:47:20Z")
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor Made a bet over who could wank faster But a Latter Day Saint ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2026, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8155 "2026-07-05T19:15:45Z")
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor Made a bet over who could wank faster But a Latter Day Saint Then licked his own taint ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8156 "2026-07-06T00:57:58Z")
A rabbi, a priest and a pastor Made a bet over who could wank faster But a Latter Day Saint Then licked his own taint Of perversion, he’s surely the master! I find myself lacking in drive ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8157 "2026-07-06T02:58:26Z")
I find myself lacking in drive I just hang out in any old dive ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8158 "2026-07-06T10:50:36Z")
I find myself lacking in drive I just hang out in any old dive Nursing my gin and tonic ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2026, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8159 "2026-07-06T11:43:34Z")
I find myself lacking in drive I just hang out in any old dive Nursing my gin and tonic And burger from Sonic ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8160 "2026-07-07T18:33:11Z")
I find myself lacking in drive I just hang out in any old dive Nursing my gin and tonic And burger from Sonic Guess I’m lucky to still be alive A cop pulled me over today ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8161 "2026-07-07T20:10:33Z")
> [@Ferris](#): > > A rabbi, a priest and a pastor > Made a bet over who could wank faster > But a Latter Day Saint > Then licked his own taint > Of perversion, he’s surely the master! clap clap clap clap A cop pulled me over today Told me he liked my green beret ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8162 "2026-07-07T20:23:23Z")
A cop pulled me over today Told me he liked my green beret Enough to send me to jail ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8163 "2026-07-07T20:34:09Z")
A cop pulled me over today Told me he liked my green beret Enough to send me to jail Now they’re setting my bail ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8164 "2026-07-07T22:27:25Z")
A cop pulled me over today Told me he liked my green beret Enough to send me to jail Now they’re setting my bail And impounding my black Chevrolet Alice and Bob took a cruise ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8165 "2026-07-07T22:30:47Z")
Alice and Bob took a cruise But alas it was a dastardly ruse ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2026, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8166 "2026-07-07T23:06:11Z")
Alice and Bob took a cruise But alas it was a dastardly ruse They provided no food ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8167 "2026-07-08T00:58:21Z")
Alice and Bob took a cruise But alas it was a dastardly ruse They provided no food And I knew I was screwed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8168 "2026-07-08T01:07:57Z")
Alice and Bob took a cruise But alas it was a dastardly ruse They provided no food And I knew I was screwed When the sewage backed up in the loos * * * I sailed to the edge of the Earth ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8169 "2026-07-08T15:52:17Z")
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