# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 409
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8170 "2026-07-08T17:08:09Z")
I sailed to the edge of the Earth for an autograph from Colin Firth He gave me a smile ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8171 "2026-07-08T19:37:32Z")
I sailed to the edge of the Earth For an autograph from Colin Firth He gave me a smile Before he began to defile ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8172 "2026-07-08T20:27:17Z")
I sailed to the edge of the Earth For an autograph from Colin Firth He gave me a smile Before he began to defile my dog, which kinda lessened his worth My new bride is one hundred and four ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8173 "2026-07-08T21:42:29Z")
My new bride is one hundred and four I carried her in through the door ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8174 "2026-07-08T23:21:09Z")
My new bride is one hundred and four I carried her in through the door Though being a bowhead whale ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2026, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8175 "2026-07-08T23:36:27Z")
My new bride is one hundred and four I carried her in through the door Though being a bowhead whale We still plan to set sail ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8176 "2026-07-09T03:28:44Z")
My new bride is one hundred and four I carried her in through the door Though being a bowhead whale We still plan to set sail To our honeymoon suite by the shore My underwear’s twenty years old ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8177 "2026-07-09T04:01:36Z")
My underwear’s twenty years old You can bet it’s a sight to behold! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2026, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8178 "2026-07-09T13:20:09Z")
My underwear’s twenty years old You can bet it’s a sight to behold! It has a will of its own ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8179 "2026-07-10T01:18:32Z")
My underwear’s twenty years old You can bet it’s a sight to behold! It has a will of its own That fondles my bone ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8180 "2026-07-11T20:46:56Z")
My underwear’s twenty years old You can bet it’s a sight to behold! It has a will of its own That fondles my bone But otherwise won’t do what it’s told I have an ostrich and an emu ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8181 "2026-07-11T20:52:09Z")
I have an ostrich and an emu Which one looks nicer to you? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8182 "2026-07-11T21:13:23Z")
I have an ostrich and an emu Which one looks nicer to you? The ostrich has dimples ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8183 "2026-07-11T21:36:35Z")
I have an ostrich and an emu Which one looks nicer to you? The ostrich has dimples The emu pops pimples ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2026, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8184 "2026-07-11T22:02:20Z")
I have an ostrich and an emu Which one looks nicer to you? The ostrich has dimples The emu pops pimples How would a cassowary do? There was an old guy who lived in a shoe ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8185 "2026-07-12T03:49:01Z")
There was an old guy who lived in a shoe It was big, and made mostly of glue ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8186 "2026-07-12T05:16:22Z")
There was an old guy who lived in a shoe It was big, and made mostly of glue Which allowed him to stick ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8187 "2026-07-12T20:28:40Z")
There was an old guy who lived in a shoe It was big, and made mostly of glue Which allowed him to stick And that did the trick ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8188 "2026-07-15T23:45:06Z")
There was an old guy who lived in a shoe It was big, and made mostly of glue Which allowed him to stick And that did the trick So he stuck on the old woman too. My elbow’s been hurting me lately ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8189 "2026-07-15T23:58:29Z")
My elbow’s been hurting me lately I just cannot stretch it out straightly [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=408) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=410)