# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/802 "2015-03-21T21:20:46Z")
On dreaming of girls I once knew, I thought of big-assed Mary Lou. A butt like Kardashian Is now back in fashian ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/803 "2015-03-21T23:54:29Z")
On dreaming of girls I once knew, I thought of big-assed Mary Lou. A butt like Kardashian Is now back in fashian Though her camel toe is très ingénue ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/804 "2015-03-21T23:57:05Z")
A young teacher in front of her class ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/805 "2015-03-22T02:20:43Z")
A young teacher in front of her class Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass” ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/806 "2015-03-22T03:41:20Z")
A young teacher in front of her class Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass” He said, “Teach, don’t be mean” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/807 "2015-03-22T07:39:01Z")
A young teacher in front of her class Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass” He said, "Teach, don’t be mean, 'Cos you know I’m nineteen, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/808 "2015-03-22T12:19:54Z")
A young teacher in front of her class Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass” He said, "Teach, don’t be mean, 'Cos you know I’m nineteen, And the third grade is so hard to pass. %%%%% A basketball star known as Hugh ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/809 "2015-03-22T15:58:49Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > A young teacher in front of her class > Said “Johnny you’re such a smartass” > He said, "Teach, don’t be mean, > 'Cos you know I’m nineteen, > And the third grade is so hard to pass. _clap_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/810 "2015-03-22T16:00:30Z")
A basketball star known as Hugh Assumed that his growth spurt was through ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/811 "2015-03-22T18:42:53Z")
A basketball star known as Hugh Assumed that his growth spurt was through But his manhood kept growing ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/812 "2015-03-22T20:39:23Z")
A basketball star known as Hugh Assumed that his growth spurt was through. But his manhood kept growing And the cheer team are showing ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/813 "2015-03-22T21:17:45Z")
A basketball star known as Hugh Assumed that his growth spurt was through. But his manhood kept growing And the cheer team are showing That they now know that he’s not a Jew A man with a prominent chin ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/814 "2015-03-22T21:47:01Z")
A man with a prominent chin Said with a prominent grin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/815 "2015-03-22T22:03:32Z")
A man with a prominent chin Said with a prominent grin, "I know that it’s weird ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/816 "2015-03-22T22:54:42Z")
A man with a prominent chin Said with a prominent grin, "I know that it’s weird But this scraggly old beard ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/817 "2015-03-22T23:07:49Z")
A man with a prominent chin Said with a prominent grin, "I know that it’s weird But this scraggly old beard Is the pube hair of Mary O’Flynn. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/818 "2015-03-22T23:13:06Z")
I once took a bath with my granny ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/819 "2015-03-23T00:30:55Z")
I once took a bath with my granny And found out that she was a tranny ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/820 "2015-03-23T00:47:31Z")
I once took a bath with my granny, And found out that she was a tranny. Then we lost the soap ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/821 "2015-03-23T01:10:35Z")
I once took a bath with my granny, And found out that she was a tranny. Then we lost the soap And I grabbed it (I hope) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=42)