# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 410
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8190 "2026-07-16T00:10:36Z")
My elbow’s been hurting me lately I just cannot stretch it out straightly So I smeared it with ghee ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8191 "2026-07-16T01:05:46Z")
My elbow’s been hurting me lately I just cannot stretch it out straightly So I smeared it with ghee So it smells buttery! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8192 "2026-07-16T01:32:08Z")
My elbow’s been hurting me lately I just cannot stretch it out straightly So I smeared it with ghee So it smells buttery! Improving my happiness greatly I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8193 "2026-07-16T04:49:12Z")
I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8194 "2026-07-16T11:57:33Z")
I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg But when they’re feeling frisky, ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8195 "2026-07-16T12:08:06Z")
I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg But when they’re feeling frisky, The positions get risky ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8196 "2026-07-16T16:13:50Z")
I dated two sisters, Deb and Peg Who could outdrink me cold, keg for keg But when they’re feeling frisky, The positions get risky And they’ll bend the hey out of my leg * * * I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8197 "2026-07-16T16:20:29Z")
I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8198 "2026-07-16T20:34:40Z")
I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree I found Faith in bed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8199 "2026-07-17T00:20:18Z")
I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree I found Faith in bed Hope a horse she wed ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8200 "2026-07-17T01:31:45Z")
I have 3 sisters, Hope, Faith and Charity They’ve brought naught but shame to our family tree I found Faith in bed Hope a horse she wed But they’re no match for their sister’s vulgarity She kept her sex toys in a trunk ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8201 "2026-07-17T01:48:54Z")
She kept her sex toys in a trunk But she otherwise lived like a monk ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8202 "2026-07-17T01:50:10Z")
She kept her sex toys in a trunk But she otherwise lived like a monk Away from the wild world ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8203 "2026-07-17T21:56:29Z")
She kept her sex toys in a trunk But she otherwise lived like a monk Away from the wild world as each new day unfurled ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8204 "2026-07-19T20:43:22Z")
She kept her sex toys in a trunk But she otherwise lived like a monk Away from the wild world as each new day unfurled (Our prospects for lewdness are sunk). I leapt to my feet with a yell ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2026, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8205 "2026-07-19T20:54:32Z")
I leapt to my feet with a yell As the referee rang the bell ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8206 "2026-07-20T01:49:04Z")
I leapt to my feet with a yell As the referee rang the bell I wasn’t quite dead ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8207 "2026-07-20T05:32:44Z")
I leapt to my feet with a yell As the referee rang the bell I wasn’t quite dead Though was missing my head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8208 "2026-07-20T12:02:56Z")
I leapt to my feet with a yell As the referee rang the bell I wasn’t quite dead Though was missing my head After Rocky knocked it off and it fell * * * Professional wrestling is quite the sham ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2026, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8209 "2026-07-20T22:06:46Z")
Professional wrestling is quite the sham I say give them cudgels, then - _Wham!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=409) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=411)