# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 411
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8210 "2026-07-21T02:06:00Z")
Professional wrestling is quite the sham I say give them cudgels, then - _Wham!_ Now _that’s_ authenticity! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8211 "2026-07-21T02:07:22Z")
Professional wrestling is quite the sham I say give them cudgels, then - _Wham!_ Now _that’s_ authenticity! Down to the nitty-gritty! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8212 "2026-07-21T21:40:36Z")
Professional wrestling is quite the sham I say give them cudgels, then - Wham! Now that’s authenticity! Down to the nitty-gritty! Or maybe just change the program My wife loves to drive very fast ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2026, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8213 "2026-07-21T22:10:13Z")
My wife loves to drive very fast For slowpokes, her horn she will blast ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8214 "2026-07-22T02:22:42Z")
My wife loves to drive very fast For slowpokes, her horn she will blast And out on the freeway ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8215 "2026-07-22T03:19:21Z")
My wife loves to drive very fast For slowpokes, her horn she will blast And out on the freeway She’ll give them no leeway ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8216 "2026-07-22T03:24:16Z")
My wife loves to drive very fast For slowpokes, her horn she will blast And out on the freeway She’ll give them no leeway Pedestrians are all left aghast My husband looks hot in high heels ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8217 "2026-07-22T06:21:58Z")
My husband looks hot in high heels But step on his toes and he squeals ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8218 "2026-07-22T13:14:30Z")
My husband looks hot in high heels But step on his toes and he squeals He’s quite the little girl ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8219 "2026-07-22T13:38:20Z")
My husband looks hot in high heels But step on his toes and he squeals He’s quite the little girl I love his princess twirl ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8220 "2026-07-22T14:36:32Z")
My husband looks hot in high heels But step on his toes and he squeals He’s quite the little girl I love his princess twirl And his bunions cement the appeal My dog can recite the lord’s prayer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8221 "2026-07-22T15:02:10Z")
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer: "Our Master, have ye any scraps to share? ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8222 "2026-07-22T16:19:16Z")
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer: "Our Master, have ye any scraps to share? I’ve been a good boy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2026, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8223 "2026-07-23T23:10:22Z")
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer: "Our Master, have ye any scraps to share? I’ve been a good boy And deserve a new toy ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8224 "2026-07-24T00:07:22Z")
My dog can recite the Lord’s Prayer: “Our Master, have ye any scraps to share? I’ve been a good boy And deserve a new toy Even if I have an impacted derriere.” * * * My cat has a rather disturbing pastime ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8225 "2026-07-24T02:00:42Z")
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime Re-enacting my sex acts through mime ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8226 "2026-07-24T02:08:24Z")
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime Re-enacting my sex acts through mime Some may find it funny ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2026, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8227 "2026-07-24T03:05:23Z")
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime Re-enacting my sex acts through mime Some may find it funny She lubes up with honey ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8228 "2026-07-25T01:28:30Z")
My cat has a rather disturbing pastime Re-enacting my sex acts through mime Some may find it funny She lubes up with honey You can watch it on Amazon Prime I live in a box behind WalMart ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8229 "2026-07-25T01:54:37Z")
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