# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 412
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8230 "2026-07-25T08:43:31Z")
I live in a box behind WalMart All my crap is in a rusty cart But I don’t really mind ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8231 "2026-07-25T11:25:06Z")
I live in a box behind WalMart All my crap is in a rusty cart But I don’t really mind The employees are kind ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8232 "2026-07-25T11:37:57Z")
I live in a box behind WalMart All my crap is in a rusty cart But I don’t really mind The employees are kind Although from my love I live apart. I awoke to a strong morning breeze ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8233 "2026-07-25T15:01:08Z")
I awoke to a strong morning breeze emanating from between my knees ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2026, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8234 "2026-07-25T15:26:37Z")
I awoke to a strong morning breeze Emanating from between my knees My asshole was stuck on “suck” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2026, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8235 "2026-07-26T04:07:17Z")
I awoke to a strong morning breeze Emanating from between my knees My asshole was stuck on “suck” Now I’m so out of luck ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8236 "2026-07-29T15:57:52Z")
I awoke to a strong morning breeze Emanating from between my knees My asshole was stuck on “suck” Now I’m so out of luck 'cuz bad things’ll happen when I sneeze I’ve invented a new way to fly ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8237 "2026-07-29T22:45:15Z")
I’ve invented a new way to fly Launched a big hook into the sky ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2026, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8238 "2026-07-29T23:50:17Z")
I’ve invented a new way to fly Launched a big hook into the sky Latched onto a crow ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8239 "2026-07-30T20:11:53Z")
I’ve invented a new way to fly Launched a big hook into the sky Latched onto a crow Pressed _Ignition_ - like so ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2026, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8240 "2026-07-30T22:30:56Z")
I’ve invented a new way to fly Launched a big hook into the sky Latched onto a crow Pressed _Ignition_ - like so And we forever kissed the world bye-bye * * * Some aliens from a distant star ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8241 "2026-07-31T00:04:33Z")
Some aliens from a distant star made an offer to buy my old car ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8242 "2026-07-31T08:52:45Z")
Some aliens from a distant star made an offer to buy my old car They don’t care if it runs ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2026, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8243 "2026-07-31T15:09:14Z")
Some aliens from a distant star made an offer to buy my old car They don’t care if it runs There’s just enough funds ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2026, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8244 "2026-08-01T07:52:29Z")
Some aliens from a distant star made an offer to buy my old car They don’t care if it runs There’s just enough funds To replace their Nissan Pulsar. A wolf and a goat had a bet ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8245 "2026-08-03T00:15:35Z")
A wolf and a goat had a bet As to what would make a better pet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8246 "2026-08-03T01:25:44Z")
A wolf and a goat had a bet As to what would make a better pet The wolf said a cat ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8247 "2026-08-03T02:16:36Z")
A wolf and a goat had a bet As to what would make a better pet The wolf said a cat The goat said a rat ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8248 "2026-08-03T13:39:28Z")
A wolf and a goat had a bet As to what would make a better pet The wolf said a cat The goat said a rat But ultimately they just asked their vet My nose looks like a zucchini ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8249 "2026-08-03T13:55:16Z")
My nose looks like a zucchini But I look good in a bikini [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=411) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=413)