# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 413
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8250 "2026-08-03T14:22:13Z")
My nose looks like a zucchini But I look good in a bikini That’s what matters most ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8251 "2026-08-03T16:36:24Z")
My nose looks like a zucchini But I look good in a bikini That’s what matters most And so I will boast ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8252 "2026-08-03T19:10:54Z")
My nose looks like a zucchini But I look good in a bikini That’s what matters most And so I will boast A cucumber is what resembles my weenie * * * I was attacked by a banana ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8253 "2026-08-03T21:42:07Z")
I was attacked by a banana In Memphis - some said it was karma ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8254 "2026-08-04T14:32:29Z")
I was attacked by a banana In Memphis - some said it was karma So I shot the perp dead ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8255 "2026-08-04T14:58:38Z")
I was attacked by a banana In Memphis - some said it was karma So I shot the perp dead BANG! BANG! BANG! to his head ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2026, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8256 "2026-08-04T23:38:41Z")
I was attacked by a banana In Memphis - some said it was karma So I shot the perp dead BANG! BANG! BANG! to his head But somehow he’s revived by Big Pharma! My nads itch way more than they should ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8257 "2026-08-05T00:29:06Z")
My nads itch way more than they should And it’s quite painful when I get wood ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8258 "2026-08-05T00:43:31Z")
My nads itch way more than they should And it’s quite painful when I get wood I use so much lotion ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8259 "2026-08-05T15:53:59Z")
My nads itch way more than they should And it’s quite painful when I get wood I use so much lotion Now I have a notion ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8260 "2026-08-05T17:09:57Z")
My nads itch way more than they should And it’s quite painful when I get wood I use so much lotion Now I have a notion that maybe it does me no good I slept with a lady giraffe ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8261 "2026-08-05T20:07:21Z")
I slept with a lady giraffe But made a big sexual gaffe ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8262 "2026-08-05T20:15:33Z")
I slept with a lady giraffe But made a big sexual gaffe So I climbed up a tree ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8263 "2026-08-05T20:31:38Z")
I slept with a lady giraffe But made a big sexual gaffe So I climbed up a tree But up there I could not flee ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2026, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8264 "2026-08-05T20:55:12Z")
I slept with a lady giraffe But made a big sexual gaffe So I climbed up a tree But up there I could not flee I was grabbed and thrown into the bath In summer, she likes to go barefoot ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8265 "2026-08-06T01:51:29Z")
In summer, she likes to go barefoot Luckily she carries a spare foot ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8266 "2026-08-06T01:53:08Z")
In summer, she likes to go barefoot Luckily she carries a spare foot As the crocs can be hungry ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8267 "2026-08-06T02:31:27Z")
In summer, she likes to go barefoot Luckily she carries a spare foot As the crocs can be hungry For limbs, all and sundry ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8268 "2026-08-06T05:21:41Z")
In summer, she likes to go barefoot Luckily she carries a spare foot As the crocs can be hungry For limbs, all and sundry And find her sweet derriere to be sehr gut. Now for a nice clean limerick about animals… A bitch an ass and a cock ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8269 "2026-08-06T12:12:28Z")
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