# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 414
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8270 "2026-08-06T13:07:29Z")
A bitch an ass and a cock All reside in a grandfather clock The bitch howls at nine ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8271 "2026-08-06T14:31:41Z")
A bitch an ass and a cock All reside in a grandfather clock The bitch howls at nine As the ass sobs a whine ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8272 "2026-08-06T15:55:23Z")
A bitch an ass and a cock All reside in a grandfather clock The bitch howls at nine As the ass sobs a whine And the cock just says tick and then tock I don’t have five cents to my name ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8273 "2026-08-06T17:17:32Z")
I slept with a lady giraffe She was too much for me by half! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8274 "2026-08-06T19:21:25Z")
Uhh, you’re about a day late and 13 posts late with that one, **HH** … Going from **2\_More\_Bits** ’ last entry: * * * I don’t have five cents to my name Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2026, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8275 "2026-08-06T21:18:05Z")
Crap. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8276 "2026-08-07T12:31:15Z")
I don’t have five cents to my name Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame And my timing is crap ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2026, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8277 "2026-08-07T19:20:02Z")
I don’t have five cents to my name Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame And my timing is crap I just learned how to rap ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8278 "2026-08-10T12:28:44Z")
[quote=“2\_More\_Bits, post:8277, topic:712149, full:true”] I don’t have five cents to my name Yeah, I am flat broke, to my utter shame And my timing is crap I just learned how to rap but it’s brought me no fortune or fame. I ate your last plum from the fridge. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8279 "2026-08-10T14:08:30Z")
I ate your last plum from the fridge I gave half to the troll from the bridge ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8280 "2026-08-10T16:12:15Z")
I ate your last plum from the fridge I gave half to the troll from the bridge The remainder I et ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8281 "2026-08-10T19:11:48Z")
I ate your last plum from the fridge I gave half to the troll from the bridge The remainder I et [I am assuming that last word was supposed to be “ate”…] So I wouldn’t be late ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8282 "2026-08-10T20:34:20Z")
[ **Past Tense of Eat** An old or regional pronunciation/spelling for “ate” (e.g., “She et the last slice”).] ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8283 "2026-08-10T22:48:02Z")
I ate your last plum from the fridge I gave half to the troll from the bridge The remainder I et With honey, you bet! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2026, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8284 "2026-08-10T23:05:16Z")
I ate your last plum from the fridge I gave half to the troll from the bridge The remainder I et With honey, you bet! And Tabasco (well, only a smidge) I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8285 "2026-08-11T04:41:44Z")
I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late For my bleak, ignominious fate! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8286 "2026-08-11T20:23:13Z")
I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late For my bleak, ignominious fate! As I reached the abyss ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8287 "2026-08-11T20:56:29Z")
I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late For my bleak, ignominious fate! As I reached the abyss The demon arose to hiss ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2026, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8288 "2026-08-11T21:58:13Z")
I ran fast so I wouldn’t be late For my bleak, ignominious fate! As I reached the abyss The demon arose to hiss and that was the start of our date I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2026, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8289 "2026-08-12T00:46:55Z")
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