# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 415
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8290 "2026-08-13T01:32:27Z")
I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew From a stone to the heel of my shoe Just add lotsa salt ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8291 "2026-08-13T02:53:02Z")
I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew From a stone to the heel of my shoe Just add lotsa salt Till my guts call a halt ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8292 "2026-08-13T14:37:39Z")
I’ll eat anything tossed into a stew From a stone to the heel of my shoe Just add lotsa salt Till my guts call a halt So I don’t end up hunched over the loo * * * Alas, I once got romance scammed ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2026, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8293 "2026-08-13T16:50:21Z")
Alas, I once got romance scammed The dude said that he was a “ma’am” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8294 "2026-08-14T04:24:10Z")
Alas, I once got romance scammed The dude said that he was a “ma’am” I just don’t know no better ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2026, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8295 "2026-08-14T23:30:27Z")
Alas, I once got romance scammed The dude said that he was a “ma’am” I just don’t know no better when they write me a letter ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8296 "2026-08-18T17:36:14Z")
Alas, I once got romance scammed The dude said that he was a “ma’am” I just don’t know no better when they write me a letter claiming to be the queen of Siam My neighbor juggles rats for a living ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2026, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8297 "2026-08-18T20:06:20Z")
My neighbor juggles rats for a living While through muslin their urine he’s sieving ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8298 "2026-08-19T00:31:33Z")
My neighbor juggles rats for a living While through muslin their urine he’s sieving To concoct a potion ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8299 "2026-08-19T01:41:01Z")
My neighbor juggles rats for a living While through muslin their urine he’s sieving To concoct a potion confirming the notion ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8300 "2026-08-19T01:55:04Z")
My neighbor juggles rats for a living While through muslin their urine he’s sieving To concoct a potion confirming the notion That rats can be way too forgiving! I love pizza more than my wife ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2026, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8301 "2026-08-19T13:44:43Z")
I love pizza more than my wife She’s not as important in my life ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8302 "2026-08-20T04:36:17Z")
I love pizza more than my wife She’s not as important in my life And though she’s quite saucy ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8303 "2026-08-20T07:45:22Z")
I love pizza more than my wife She’s not as important in my life And though she’s quite saucy She does try to force me ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8304 "2026-08-20T13:56:45Z")
I love pizza more than my wife She’s not as important in my life And though she’s quite saucy She does try to force me To eat anchovies at the point of a knife * * * Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8305 "2026-08-20T15:06:18Z")
Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8306 "2026-08-20T16:12:44Z")
Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad! Add gum, lamb, and peas ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8307 "2026-08-20T16:29:29Z")
Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad! Add gum, lamb, and peas And roaches, rats, and bees ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8308 "2026-08-20T21:56:07Z")
Pineapple on pizza, you must be mad M & M’s, however.., they’re not half bad! Add gum, lamb, and peas And roaches, rats, and bees A shake of salt if there’s some to be had In one week I must learn how to dance ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8309 "2026-08-20T23:36:06Z")
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