# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 416
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2026, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8310 "2026-08-20T23:50:24Z")
In one week I must learn how to dance The catch is it must be with Vance So I don my monkey suit ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8311 "2026-08-21T13:10:06Z")
n one week I must learn how to dance The catch is it must be with Vance So I don my monkey suit And seek out the chunky brute ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8312 "2026-08-21T14:01:41Z")
In one week I must learn how to dance The catch is it must be with Vance So I don my monkey suit And seek out the chunky brute And hope his mind’s not on romance My pants don’t fit right anymore ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8313 "2026-08-21T15:39:10Z")
My pants don’t fit right anymore They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8314 "2026-08-21T18:10:03Z")
My pants don’t fit right anymore They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor But for mopping up dust ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8315 "2026-08-21T18:53:07Z")
My pants don’t fit right anymore They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor But for mopping up dust baggy slacks are a must ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8316 "2026-08-21T19:31:29Z")
My pants don’t fit right anymore They’re hiked up but still drag on the floor But for mopping up dust baggy slacks are a must I just wish they would fit through the door A bigfoot sat down in the woods ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2026, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8317 "2026-08-21T22:36:38Z")
A bigfoot sat down in the woods And began looking at some chimp nudes ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2026, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8318 "2026-08-22T03:34:31Z")
A bigfoot sat down in the woods And began looking at some chimp nudes To his freakish delight, ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8319 "2026-08-27T10:48:23Z")
A bigfoot sat down in the woods And began looking at some chimp nudes To his freakish delight, He jerked off at the sight ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2026, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8320 "2026-08-27T14:01:47Z")
A bigfoot sat down in the woods And began looking at some chimp nudes To his freakish delight, He jerked off at the sight Even if they were total falsehoods * * * I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8321 "2026-08-28T06:51:52Z")
I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie The end result was exceedingly messy ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8322 "2026-08-28T10:37:11Z")
I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie The end result was exceedingly messy My teacups are smashed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8323 "2026-08-28T11:44:08Z")
I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie The end result was exceedingly messy My teacups are smashed My cushions are thrashed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8324 "2026-08-28T16:19:59Z")
I once had tea and crumpets with Nessie The end result was exceedingly messy My teacups are smashed My cushions are thrashed Her etiquette failed to impress me I ran away and then joined the circus ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2026, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8325 "2026-08-28T21:05:40Z")
I ran away and then joined the circus Where the ringmaster loves to work us ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8326 "2026-08-30T02:49:06Z")
I ran away and then joined the circus Where the ringmaster loves to work us Tight rope walking’s my game ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8327 "2026-08-30T17:33:53Z")
I ran away and then joined the circus Where the ringmaster loves to work us Tight rope walking’s my game Unless some flashy dame ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8328 "2026-08-30T19:31:14Z")
I ran away and then joined the circus Where the ringmaster loves to work us Tight rope walking’s my game Unless some flashy dame Offers access to her pretty anus A very small child one time told me ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2026, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8329 "2026-09-01T17:44:40Z")
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