# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 417
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8330 "2026-09-02T00:33:31Z")
A very small child one time told me “I’ll scream and poop my pants if you scold me” With a withering glare, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8331 "2026-09-02T01:32:34Z")
A very small child one time told me “I’ll scream and poop my pants if you scold me” With a withering glare, I passed noxious air ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8332 "2026-09-03T15:24:26Z")
A very small child one time told me “I’ll scream and poop my pants if you scold me” With a withering glare, I passed noxious air and thereafter she refused to hold me The end is near, my wife just said ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2026, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8333 "2026-09-03T16:57:29Z")
The end is near, my wife just said It’s been 50 years since we were wed ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8334 "2026-09-04T18:24:58Z")
The end is near, my wife just said It’s been 50 years since we were wed But I’m just twenty-three ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8335 "2026-09-04T19:51:37Z")
The end is near, my wife just said It’s been 50 years since we were wed But I’m just twenty-three And beginning to see ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2026, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8336 "2026-09-04T20:46:59Z")
The end is near, my wife just said It’s been 50 years since we were wed But I’m just twenty-three And beginning to see That time travel really fucks with my head * * * I went back in time to hunt a t-rex ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8337 "2026-09-05T05:06:28Z")
I went back in time to hunt a t-rex And some of those things with long necks ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8338 "2026-09-05T10:42:41Z")
I went back in time to hunt a t-rex And some of those things with long necks All I bagged was a rat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8339 "2026-09-05T11:18:05Z")
I went back in time to hunt a t-rex And some of those things with long necks All I bagged was a rat And DNA in a gnat ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8340 "2026-09-05T20:18:01Z")
I went back in time to hunt a t-rex And some of those things with long necks All I bagged was a rat And DNA in a gnat And our time machines are total wrecks! Like Shatner, I pace out my words ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8341 "2026-09-05T21:07:48Z")
Like Shatner, I pace out my words And act quite superior to nerds ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2026, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8342 "2026-09-05T21:22:52Z")
Like Shatner, I pace out my words And act quite superior to nerds I. Speak. With. Em. Pha. Sis. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8343 "2026-09-06T15:30:16Z")
Like Shatner, I pace out my words And act quite superior to nerds I. Speak. With. Em. Pha. Sis. But often when taking a piss ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8344 "2026-09-06T18:33:01Z")
Like Shatner, I pace out my words And act quite superior to nerds I. Speak. With. Em. Pha. Sis. But often when taking a piss I sing sweeter than all of the birds In a former life I was a king ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8345 "2026-09-06T18:51:40Z")
In a former life I was a king Making burgers with an onion ring ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2026, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8346 "2026-09-06T21:10:25Z")
In a former life I was a king Making burgers with an onion ring But was gypped by that dumb clown ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8347 "2026-09-07T00:52:01Z")
In a former life I was a king Making burgers with an onion ring But was gypped by that dumb clown Now I’m twenty bucks down ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8348 "2026-09-07T02:30:13Z")
In a former life I was a king Making burgers with an onion ring But was gypped by that dumb clown Now I’m twenty bucks down Would you like fries with that chicken wing? I think I’ve been catfished online ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8349 "2026-09-07T02:57:26Z")
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