# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 418
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8350 "2026-09-07T12:29:02Z")
I think I’ve been catfished online To be honest, I really don’t mind Better than being herring’ed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8351 "2026-09-07T14:20:06Z")
I think I’ve been catfished online To be honest, I really don’t mind Better than being herring’ed Or probably childbearing ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8352 "2026-09-07T15:32:35Z")
I think I’ve been catfished online To be honest, I really don’t mind Better than being herring’ed Or probably childbearing I’ll take whatever I find. A wench with an eye made of glass ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8353 "2026-09-07T16:05:29Z")
A wench with an eye made of glass Had the most beautiful ass ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8354 "2026-09-07T16:59:20Z")
A wench with an eye made of glass Had the most beautiful ass But in her private flat ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2026, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8355 "2026-09-07T17:05:23Z")
A wench with an eye made of glass Had the most beautiful ass But in her private flat She turns into a brat ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8356 "2026-09-09T01:01:40Z")
A wench with an eye made of glass Had the most beautiful ass But in her private flat She turns into a brat A shame - I prefer girls with class. A dubious fellow named Hank ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8357 "2026-09-09T01:12:59Z")
A dubious fellow named Hank Has a pecker that starts with a crank ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8358 "2026-09-09T01:54:06Z")
A dubious fellow named Hank Has a pecker that starts with a crank Takes awhile to get it up ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8359 "2026-09-09T02:09:04Z")
A dubious fellow named Hank Has a pecker that starts with a crank Takes awhile to get it up He’ll use spit to wet it up ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8360 "2026-09-09T13:47:52Z")
A dubious fellow named Hank Has a pecker that starts with a crank Takes awhile to get it up He’ll use spit to wet it up And with a pop he shoots out a blank As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8361 "2026-09-09T15:41:48Z")
As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8362 "2026-09-09T15:47:29Z")
As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep “50 quid for the black one!” ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8363 "2026-09-09T17:10:32Z")
As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep “50 quid for the black one!” “Do I look like a fool, son?” ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8364 "2026-09-09T20:51:30Z")
As the Scotsman snuck up on the sheep He bumped into the owner, Bo Peep “50 quid for the black one!” “Do I look like a fool, son?” It’s the only one I want to keep My gal has a weird mole on her back ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8365 "2026-09-09T20:53:10Z")
My gal has a weird mole on her back It got weirder when it began to crack ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8366 "2026-09-09T21:48:01Z")
My gal has a weird mole on her back It got weirder when it began to crack A tentacle appeared ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8367 "2026-09-09T22:00:38Z")
My gal has a weird mole on her back It got weirder when it began to crack A tentacle appeared as I sat there and stared ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8368 "2026-09-09T22:22:42Z")
My gal has a weird mole on her back It got weirder when it began to crack A tentacle appeared As I sat there and stared My posterior it began to whack * * * When the Molemen came for my brain ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2026, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8369 "2026-09-09T23:52:33Z")
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