# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 419
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8370 "2026-09-10T01:54:28Z")
When the Molemen came for my brain They forgot it was soaked in cocaine So instead, stole my heart ---
**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8371 "2026-09-10T09:52:28Z")
When the Molemen came for my brain They forgot it was soaked in cocaine So instead, stole my heart Whilst I let out a fart ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8372 "2026-09-10T17:55:15Z")
When the Molemen came for my brain They forgot it was soaked in cocaine So instead, stole my heart Whilst I let out a fart Don’t ask why, it’s too hard to explain My best friend is an old hermit crab ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8373 "2026-09-10T20:28:54Z")
My best friend is an old hermit crab He definitely has the gift of gab ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8374 "2026-09-10T22:16:38Z")
My best friend is an old hermit crab He definitely has the gift of gab His stories are dull ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8375 "2026-09-10T23:15:38Z")
My best friend is an old hermit crab He definitely has the gift of gab His stories are dull But I’ll get an earful ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8376 "2026-09-10T23:27:23Z")
My best friend is an old hermit crab He definitely has the gift of gab His stories are dull But I’ll get an earful Kinda wish he’d get out of my cab! My cat? What a horrible mooch! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2026, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8377 "2026-09-10T23:50:39Z")
My cat? What a horrible mooch! He’s always trying to drink my hooch ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8378 "2026-09-11T05:25:27Z")
My cat? What a horrible mooch! He’s always trying to drink my hooch Plus my afternoon snack ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2026, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8379 "2026-09-11T22:26:28Z")
My cat? What a horrible mooch! He’s always trying to drink my hooch Plus my afternoon snack becomes his, post-attack ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2026, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8380 "2026-09-12T05:33:54Z")
My cat? What a horrible mooch! He’s always trying to drink my hooch Plus my afternoon snack becomes his, post-attack And he’s annexed the bed of my pooch. I can’t seem to get any sleep. ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2026, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8381 "2026-09-12T10:33:33Z")
I can’t seem to get any sleep. I don’t snore or dream. I just weep ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8382 "2026-09-14T01:42:15Z")
I can’t seem to get any sleep. I don’t snore or dream. I just weep Due to lack of a bed ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8383 "2026-09-14T03:18:28Z")
I can’t seem to get any sleep. I don’t snore or dream. I just weep Due to lack of a bed And voices in my head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8384 "2026-09-14T20:45:08Z")
I can’t seem to get any sleep. I don’t snore or dream. I just weep Due to lack of a bed And voices in my head And definitely forget counting sheep * * * My cousin married a virgin ewe ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8385 "2026-09-14T21:12:35Z")
My cousin married a virgin ewe Her name was Mary. His was Hugh. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8386 "2026-09-14T21:35:39Z")
My cousin married a virgin ewe Her name was Mary. His was Hugh. But on their wedding night I’d love for this to go the way I’m imaging. I’ll post my thoughts in a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2026, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8387 "2026-09-14T21:40:18Z")
My cousin married a virgin ewe Her name was Mary. His was Hugh. But on their wedding night Hugh got such a fright ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8388 "2026-09-15T13:34:25Z")
My cousin married a virgin ewe Her name was Mary. His was Hugh. But on their wedding night Hugh got such a fright Because Mary ended up in the stew Yes! thank you 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8389 "2026-09-15T13:36:58Z")
Yes! thank you Smiley Face You have such aplomb and grace [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=418) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=420)