# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 42
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/822 "2015-03-23T01:34:16Z")
I once took a bath with my granny, And found out that she was a tranny. Then we lost the soap And I grabbed it (I hope) After searching ev’ry last nook and granny. Way down south where the buds are all poppin’ ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/823 "2015-03-23T03:08:55Z")
Way down south where the buds are all poppin’ Paula Deen is making dessert toppin’ ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/824 "2015-03-23T03:28:37Z")
Way down south where the buds are all poppin’ Paula Deen is making dessert toppin’ Though she cut out the sugar ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/825 "2015-03-23T03:34:24Z")
Way down south where the buds are all poppin’ Paula Deen is making dessert toppin’. Though she cut out the sugar And should not have used nougat ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/826 "2015-03-23T03:45:34Z")
Way down south where the buds are all poppin’ Paula Deen is making dessert toppin’. Though she cut out the sugar And should not have used nougat Her blood sugar number is whoppin’ Your mother’s so big, they say ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/827 "2015-03-23T03:57:07Z")
Your mother’s so big, they say She’s right off the scale, in a weigh. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/828 "2015-03-23T10:41:50Z")
Your mother’s so big, they say She’s right off the scale, in a weigh Her flab is astounding ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/829 "2015-03-23T18:47:44Z")
Your mother’s so big, they say She’s right off the scale, in a weigh Her flab is astounding Her flesh is a-pounding ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/830 "2015-03-23T19:41:49Z")
Your mother’s so big, they say She’s right off the scale, in a weigh Her flab is astounding Her flesh is a-pounding And her odor attracts birds of prey. There was an old man from Bombay ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/831 "2015-03-23T20:05:51Z")
There was an old man from Bombay Who fashioned a pudenda of clay _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/832 "2015-03-23T20:45:22Z")
There was an old man from Bombay, Who fashioned a pudenda of clay. But it wasn’t much fun ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/833 "2015-03-23T20:57:12Z")
There was an old man from Bombay, Who fashioned a pudenda of clay. But it wasn’t much fun - Turned to bisque in the sun, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/834 "2015-03-23T22:06:46Z")
There was an old man from Bombay Who fashioned a pudenda of clay But it wasn’t much fun Turned to bisque in the sun And never again did it sway When in Spain, I didn’t fit in ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/835 "2015-03-24T01:41:29Z")
When in Spain, I didn’t fit in I found, to my utter chagrin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/836 "2015-03-24T02:17:40Z")
When in Spain, I didn’t fit in. I found, to my utter chagrin That El Toro, somehow ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/837 "2015-03-24T05:05:05Z")
When in Spain, I didn’t fit in. I found, to my utter chagrin That El Toro, somehow Wasn’t a bull, but a cow ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/838 "2015-03-24T05:49:16Z")
When in Spain, I didn’t fit in. I found, to my utter chagrin That El Toro, somehow Wasn’t a bull, but a cow And I’d bet on El Toro to win. One weekend when I was out hiking ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/839 "2015-03-24T10:50:29Z")
One weekend when I was out hiking I met a cross-dressing viking ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/840 "2015-03-24T11:27:03Z")
One weekend when I was out hiking I met a cross-dressing viking Decked out like Brynhildr, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/841 "2015-03-24T15:27:05Z")
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