# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 420
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8390 "2026-09-15T13:52:43Z")
Yes! thank you Smiley Face You have such aplomb and grace Except when you’re winking ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2026, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8391 "2026-09-15T14:12:19Z")
Yes! thank you Smiley Face You have such aplomb and grace Except when you’re winking I want to start drinking ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8392 "2026-09-16T00:17:26Z")
Yes! thank you Smiley Face You have such aplomb and grace Except when you’re winking I want to start drinking Neat gin - yes, I’m such a sad case. I painted my testicles blue ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8393 "2026-09-16T01:47:23Z")
I painted my testicles blue I couldn’t afford a tattoo ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8394 "2026-09-16T02:50:15Z")
I painted my testicles blue I couldn’t afford a tattoo The paint was lead-based ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8395 "2026-09-16T02:57:13Z")
I painted my testicles blue I couldn’t afford a tattoo The paint was lead-based So now I am chaste ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8396 "2026-09-16T12:20:38Z")
I painted my testicles blue I couldn’t afford a tattoo The paint was lead-based So now I am chaste and I sadly have nothing to do I have two eyes in the back of my head ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8397 "2026-09-16T12:51:25Z")
I have two eyes in the back of my head They belong to a wizard who is dead ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8398 "2026-09-16T13:55:03Z")
I have two eyes in the back of my head They belong to a wizard who is dead And a witch’s nose ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8399 "2026-09-16T15:47:34Z")
I have two eyes in the back of my head They belong to a wizard who is dead And a witch’s nose (actually three of those) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8400 "2026-09-16T16:23:46Z")
I have two eyes in the back of my head They belong to a wizard who is dead And a witch’s nose (actually three of those) Their lovemaking I do truly dread * * * I once went to school at Hogwarts ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8401 "2026-09-16T16:31:52Z")
I once went to school at Hogwarts Studious, I never played sports ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8402 "2026-09-17T00:17:21Z")
I once went to school at Hogwarts Studious, I never played sports But I learned to transform ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2026, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8403 "2026-09-17T02:01:05Z")
I once went to school at Hogwarts Studious, I never played sports But I learned to transform Into a snake in my dorm ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8404 "2026-09-18T01:26:46Z")
I once went to school at Hogwarts Studious, I never played sports But I learned to transform Into a snake in my dorm And I could not keep that in my shorts My wife has a lover in St. Paul ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8405 "2026-09-18T01:57:42Z")
My wife has a lover in St. Paul She visits him twice every fall ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8406 "2026-09-18T02:28:19Z")
My wife has a lover in St. Paul She visits him twice every fall But I can’t complain ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8407 "2026-09-18T02:30:48Z")
My wife has a lover in St. Paul She visits him twice every fall But I can’t complain Her absence: my gain ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2026, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8408 "2026-09-18T22:32:01Z")
My wife has a lover in St. Paul She visits him twice every fall But I can’t complain Her absence: my gain: More time spent playing pickleball I do get a kick from champagne ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8409 "2026-09-21T18:02:03Z")
I do get a kick from champagne In particular, this vintage from Spain [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=419) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=421)