# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 421
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8410 "2026-09-21T20:41:17Z")
I do get a kick from champagne In particular, this vintage from Spain One drink before bed ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8411 "2026-09-22T01:31:07Z")
I do get a kick from champagne In particular, this vintage from Spain One drink before bed And I’m ready to shred ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8412 "2026-09-22T01:35:25Z")
I do get a kick from champagne In particular, this vintage from Spain One drink before bed And I’m ready to shred Whether out in the sun or the rain This wrestler who’s named The Rock ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8413 "2026-09-22T02:03:17Z")
This wrestler who’s named The Rock Isn’t actually much of a jock ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8414 "2026-09-22T03:26:56Z")
This wrestler who’s named The Rock Isn’t actually much of a jock He has only one ball ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8415 "2026-09-22T10:59:11Z")
This wrestler who’s named The Rock Isn’t actually much of a jock He has only one ball That surprised me, y’all ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8416 "2026-09-22T16:21:15Z")
This wrestler who’s named The Rock Isn’t actually much of a jock He has only one ball That surprised me, y’all And he carries it around in a sock My blind date was a 50 lb toad ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8417 "2026-09-22T16:31:59Z")
My blind date was a 50 lb toad Who I met flattened on the nearby road ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2026, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8418 "2026-09-22T16:38:26Z")
My blind date was a 50 lb toad Who I met flattened on the nearby road Unexpectedly cute, ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8419 "2026-09-23T00:55:48Z")
My blind date was a 50 lb toad Who I met flattened on the nearby road Unexpectedly cute, In a green trouser suit ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8420 "2026-09-23T01:12:32Z")
My blind date was a 50 lb toad Who I met flattened on the nearby road Unexpectedly cute, In a green trouser suit My attraction to him overflowed On the couch, I sat on my ass ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8421 "2026-09-23T01:15:28Z")
My blind date was a 50 lb toad Who I met flattened on the nearby road Unexpectedly cute, In a green trouser suit My attraction to him overflowed I see what you did there, **RollOutTheBarrel** , clap clap (IOW I can well imagine in what form the love “flowed out”…) * * * On the couch, I sat on my ass Smoking copious amounts of grass ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8422 "2026-09-23T01:18:07Z")
On the couch, I sat on my ass Smoking copious amounts of grass Then gulped down some 'ludes ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8423 "2026-09-23T12:12:52Z")
On the couch, I sat on my ass Smoking copious amounts of grass Then gulped down some 'ludes And ate plums I had stewed ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8424 "2026-09-23T12:41:13Z")
On the couch, I sat on my ass Smoking copious amounts of grass Then gulped down some 'ludes And ate plums I had stewed And spent my repast passing gas My fortune teller said with a wink ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8425 "2026-09-23T12:49:30Z")
My fortune teller said with a wink “Your future looks curvy and pink” ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8426 "2026-09-23T13:34:43Z")
My fortune teller said with a wink “Your future looks curvy and pink” Your new man has Peyronie’s ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8427 "2026-09-23T14:30:26Z")
My fortune teller said with a wink “Your future looks curvy and pink” Your new man has Peyronie’s And he’s hung like a pony’s ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8428 "2026-09-23T15:35:20Z")
My fortune teller said with a wink “Your future looks curvy and pink” Your new man has Peyronie’s And he’s hung like a pony’s though a slight chill will cause it to shrink There’s a burning sensation when I pee ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8429 "2026-09-23T22:54:11Z")
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