# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 422
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2026, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8430 "2026-09-23T23:14:15Z")
There’s a burning sensation when I pee Since I returned from Fiji A fish crawled up my pisshole ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8431 "2026-09-24T20:31:34Z")
There’s a burning sensation when I pee Since I returned from Fiji A fish crawled up my pisshole Now there’s shame in my soul ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8432 "2026-09-24T20:49:03Z")
There’s a burning sensation when I pee Since I returned from Fiji A fish crawled up my pisshole Now there’s shame in my soul As when I come he giggles with glee * * * My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2026, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8433 "2026-09-24T22:49:51Z")
My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8434 "2026-09-25T00:29:58Z")
My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes She said, “Just like Rubiks” ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8435 "2026-09-25T03:46:51Z")
My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes She said, “Just like Rubiks” They upstage her Pubix ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8436 "2026-09-25T12:50:19Z")
My girlfriend is gifted with 3 boobs But they’re oddly shaped, just like cubes She said, “Just like Rubiks” They upstage her Pubix When it comes to attracting the rubes. A freek show owner named Dan ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8437 "2026-09-25T13:10:15Z")
A freek show owner named Dan Told me of his freak show plan ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8438 "2026-09-25T13:12:34Z")
A freek show owner named Dan Told me of his freak show plan It was freaky as heck ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8439 "2026-09-25T15:17:57Z")
A freek show owner named Dan Told me of his freak show plan It was freaky as heck Freaked up to spec ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8440 "2026-09-25T16:28:47Z")
A freak show owner named Dan Told me of his freak show plan It was freaky as heck Freaked up to spec with freaks aquired from Freakastan My neighbors are ugly and odd ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2026, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8441 "2026-09-25T20:26:32Z")
My neighbors are ugly and odd But even that is just a facade ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8442 "2026-09-26T01:32:07Z")
My neighbors are ugly and odd But even that is just a facade They put ketchup on weiners ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8443 "2026-09-26T14:49:58Z")
My neighbors are ugly and odd But even that is just a facade They put ketchup on weiners and wash their cat at the cleaners ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2026, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8444 "2026-09-26T16:09:56Z")
My neighbors are ugly and odd But even that is just a facade They put ketchup on weiners and wash their cat at the cleaners For two bucks, I’ll show you their bod(s)! Printer drivers are making me mad! ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8445 "2026-09-27T02:17:11Z")
Printer drivers are making me mad But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8446 "2026-09-27T15:40:17Z")
Printer drivers are making me mad But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad As I swing my sledge hammer ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2026, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8447 "2026-09-27T23:41:50Z")
Printer drivers are making me mad But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad As I swing my sledge hammer “Fuck you, paper-jammer!” ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8448 "2026-09-28T01:38:52Z")
Printer drivers are making me mad But I’m otherwise a cheerful lad As I swing my sledge hammer “Fuck you, paper-jammer!” I hit it with all the strength I had Yesterday I saw something neat ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2026, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8449 "2026-09-28T01:52:59Z")
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