# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 423
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8450 "2026-09-29T00:54:37Z")
Yesterday I saw something neat A dildo they carved out of meat It might have been lamb ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8451 "2026-09-29T02:13:20Z")
Yesterday I saw something neat A dildo they carved out of meat It might have been lamb But more likely, Spam ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8452 "2026-09-29T10:45:14Z")
Yesterday I saw something neat A dildo they carved out of meat It might have been lamb But more likely, Spam but nothing I’m likely to eat I’m the victim of a horrible rumor ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8453 "2026-09-29T11:23:03Z")
I’m the victim of a horrible rumor They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8454 "2026-09-29T11:55:26Z")
I’m the victim of a horrible rumor My brain’s been replaced by a tumor ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8455 "2026-09-29T19:44:31Z")
[not part of game] Those two last entries for the same line appear to be functionally identical. [npog] ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2026, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8456 "2026-09-29T19:59:15Z")
1. I’m the victim of a horrible rumor They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer Don’t call me dum 2.I’m the victim of a horrible rumor My brain’s been replaced by a tumor Don’t call me dum ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8457 "2026-10-03T09:45:48Z")
I’m the victim of a horrible rumor They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer Don’t call me dum I didn’t vote for the bum ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8458 "2026-10-03T13:22:42Z")
I’m the victim of a horrible rumor They say I’m a Trump-loving Boomer Don’t call me dum I didn’t vote for the bum I don’t have that type of sense of humor! At work, I must now watch my step ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8459 "2026-10-03T16:04:35Z")
At work, I must now watch my step since I murdered that sales rep ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8460 "2026-10-03T17:27:09Z")
At work, I must now watch my step since I murdered that sales rep He just wouldn’t stop calling ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2026, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8461 "2026-10-03T17:38:52Z")
At work, I must now watch my step since I murdered that sales rep He just wouldn’t stop calling and his breath was appalling ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8462 "2026-10-05T22:15:30Z")
At work, I must now watch my step since I murdered that sales rep He just wouldn’t stop calling and his breath was appalling (Like a yak’s on the Mongolian steppe). I mistakenly swallowed a fly ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8463 "2026-10-05T23:00:43Z")
I mistakenly swallowed a fly Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2026, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8464 "2026-10-05T23:33:33Z")
I mistakenly swallowed a fly Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi I coughed him up ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8465 "2026-10-06T00:51:06Z")
I mistakenly swallowed a fly Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi I coughed him up In a red solo cup ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8466 "2026-10-06T01:29:24Z")
I mistakenly swallowed a fly Even worse, he says he’s a rabbi I coughed him up In a red solo cup He promptly gave me the evil eye * * * I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8467 "2026-10-06T13:08:15Z")
I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish Or why Paduan women are shrewish ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8468 "2026-10-06T18:34:19Z")
I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish Or why Paduan women are shrewish Still, I find some joy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2026, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8469 "2026-10-06T20:53:44Z")
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