# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 424
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8470 "2026-10-08T23:22:18Z")
I don’t grasp some traditions Jewish Or why Paduan women are shrewish Still, I find some joy With an Alderan goy and books you’d call “Winnie the Pooh-ish” I keep my loose change in a bra cup ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8471 "2026-10-09T02:43:54Z")
I keep my loose change in a bra cup And in the other I keep my pup ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2026, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8472 "2026-10-09T05:09:56Z")
I keep my loose change in a bra cup And in the other I keep my pup When I jog there’s a ‘clang!’ ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8473 "2026-10-10T21:53:59Z")
I keep my loose change in a bra cup And in the other I keep my pup When I jog there’s a ‘clang!’ And he barks (my dog “Fang”) ---
**Author:** ![RollOutTheBarrel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rolloutthebarrel/32/1649_2.png) [@RollOutTheBarrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RollOutTheBarrel)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8474 "2026-10-10T23:14:46Z")
I keep my loose change in a bra cup And in the other I keep my pup When I jog there’s a ‘clang!’ And he barks (my dog “Fang”) Am I happy? To this, I say, “Yup!” One night I was feeling frisky ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8475 "2026-10-10T23:56:36Z")
One night I was feeling frisky So I downed my Viagra with whisky ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8476 "2026-10-11T02:07:06Z")
One night I was feeling frisky So I downed my Viagra with whisky I called an old flame ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8477 "2026-10-11T05:27:51Z")
One night I was feeling frisky So I downed my Viagra with whisky I called an old flame But misremember her name ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8478 "2026-10-11T10:43:25Z")
One night I was feeling frisky So I downed my Viagra with whisky I called an old flame But misremember her name and getting it wrong seemed too risky I have friends in high places, it’s true ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8479 "2026-10-11T14:21:13Z")
I have friends in high places, it’s true Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2026, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8480 "2026-10-11T14:41:13Z")
I have friends in high places, it’s true Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo And treefrogs aplenty ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8481 "2026-10-12T00:15:28Z")
I have friends in high places, it’s true Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo And treefrogs aplenty Bald eagles? ‘Bout twenty ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8482 "2026-10-12T00:17:20Z")
I have friends in high places, it’s true Such as the howler monkeys at the zoo And treefrogs aplenty Bald eagles? ‘Bout twenty But I fear I have caught the bird flu The November election is looming ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8483 "2026-10-12T00:47:34Z")
The November election is looming And has a certain president fuming ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8484 "2026-10-12T01:14:56Z")
The November election is looming And has a certain president fuming His fumes are quite vile ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2026, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8485 "2026-10-12T01:26:57Z")
The November election is looming And has a certain president fuming His fumes are quite vile Erasing Mel’s smile ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8486 "2026-10-14T00:15:33Z")
The November election is looming And has a certain president fuming His fumes are quite vile Erasing Mel’s smile Soiled his diaper again, I’m assuming. A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8487 "2026-10-14T01:03:53Z")
A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise Found The President in rigor mortis ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8488 "2026-10-14T02:43:06Z")
A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise Found The President in rigor mortis They danced a little jig ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8489 "2026-10-14T14:19:54Z")
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