# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 425
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8490 "2026-10-14T14:42:37Z")
A rhino, three pigs, and a tortoise Found The President in rigor mortis They danced a little jig Which led to a new gig and will likely decide to deport us I wish I was famous and rich ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2026, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8491 "2026-10-14T15:59:29Z")
I wish I was famous and rich With a Stepford Wife for my bitch ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8492 "2026-10-16T04:48:59Z")
I wish I was famous and rich With a Stepford Wife for my bitch Snorting coke on my jet ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8493 "2026-10-16T13:12:02Z")
I wish I was famous and rich With a Stepford Wife for my bitch Snorting coke on my jet Lotsa boofing? You bet! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8494 "2026-10-16T14:23:27Z")
I wish I was famous and rich With a Stepford Wife for my bitch Snorting coke on my jet Lotsa boofing? You bet! Until she started to twitch and glitch * * * My wife was having a secret affair ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2026, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8495 "2026-10-16T15:50:15Z")
My wife was having a secret affair Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8496 "2026-10-17T03:26:17Z")
My wife was having a secret affair Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care She don’t shave down below ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2026, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8497 "2026-10-17T17:11:42Z")
My wife was having a secret affair Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care She don’t shave down below Has a nose like Bozo ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8498 "2026-10-24T20:09:16Z")
My wife was having a secret affair Her breath is so bad I really didn’t care She don’t shave down below Has a nose like Bozo So she’s a perfect match for her bugbear * * * My kids are very terrified of clowns ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8499 "2026-10-24T20:44:13Z")
My kids are very terrified of clowns When they roam around cities and towns ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2026, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8500 "2026-10-24T21:04:11Z")
My kids are very terrified of clowns When they roam around cities and towns I think they’re cute ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8501 "2026-10-25T00:04:57Z")
My kids are very terrified of clowns When they roam around cities and towns I think they’re cute But when they toot ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8502 "2026-10-27T21:56:16Z")
My kids are very terrified of clowns When they roam around cities and towns I think they’re cute But when they toot you don’t want to be anywhere around A frog and a toad stole my car ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2026, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8503 "2026-10-27T22:39:17Z")
A frog and a toad stole my car And what made their crime _more_ bizarre ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2026, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8504 "2026-10-28T01:34:55Z")
A frog and a toad stole my car And what made their crime _more_ bizarre The two had just met ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2026, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8505 "2026-10-28T04:03:40Z")
A frog and a toad stole my car And what made their crime more bizarre The two had just met They were driving to get ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2026, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8506 "2026-10-28T21:59:40Z")
A frog and a toad stole my car And what made their crime more bizarre The two had just met They were driving to get Far from Reptile/amphibian war! If you see the cricket on the road, ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2026, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8507 "2026-10-28T22:22:22Z")
If you see the cricket on the road, pick it up, it won’t explode ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2026, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8508 "2026-10-28T22:48:17Z")
If you see the cricket on the road, pick it up, it won’t explode Then give it a lick ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2026, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8509 "2026-10-28T22:59:40Z")
If you see the cricket on the road, pick it up, it won’t explode Then give it a lick You’ll hallucinate quick [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=424) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=426)