# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 426
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2026, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8510 "2026-10-29T02:41:09Z")
If you see the cricket on the road, pick it up, it won’t explode Then give it a lick You’ll hallucinate quick Then excel at morse code. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2026, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8511 "2026-10-29T02:44:30Z")
@Guest-starring_Id we need a new 1st line… ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2026, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8512 "2026-10-29T02:47:14Z")
Oh, thanks… Uncle Fester runs free through the fields, ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2026, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8513 "2026-10-29T02:59:22Z")
Uncle Fester runs free through the fields With the mighty hammer that he wields ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2026, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8514 "2026-10-29T23:22:12Z")
Uncle Fester runs free through the fields With the mighty hammer that he wields Yes, as mighty as Thor’s ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2026, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8515 "2026-10-31T02:02:28Z")
Uncle Fester runs free through the fields With the mighty hammer that he wields Yes, as mighty as Thor’s He’s surrounded by whores ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2026, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8516 "2026-10-31T02:16:47Z")
Uncle Fester runs free through the fields With the mighty hammer that he wields Yes, as mighty as Thor’s He’s surrounded by whores Who caress it until he yields * * * There once was a God from Atlantis ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2026, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8517 "2026-10-31T02:28:20Z")
There once was a God from Atlantis Who looked like a big praying mantis ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2026, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8518 "2026-11-01T19:17:02Z")
There once was a God from Atlantis Who looked like a big praying mantis As he rose from the sea ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2026, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8519 "2026-11-02T00:42:24Z")
There once was a God from Atlantis Who looked like a big praying mantis As he rose from the sea He felt a strong urge to pee ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2026, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8520 "2026-11-02T02:59:21Z")
There once was a God from Atlantis Who looked like a big praying mantis As he rose from the sea He felt a strong urge to pee on politicians like Ron DeSantis My bucket list has only one thing ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2026, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8521 "2026-11-02T03:08:01Z")
> [@2\_More\_Bits](#): > > There once was a God from Atlantis > Who looked like a big praying mantis > As he rose from the sea > He felt a strong urge to pee > on politicians like Ron DeSantis Wow! Pulled that one off in spades! 👍 ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2026, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8522 "2026-11-02T13:05:34Z")
My bucket list has only one thing To have a massive ding-a-ling ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2026, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8523 "2026-11-02T15:56:19Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Wow! Pulled that one off in spades! Heck, I can do that myself-on the endless parade of fliers in my snail mailbox. After the election I may very well do so. * * * My bucket list has only one thing To have a massive ding-a-ling Tho it would drag on the ground ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2026, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8524 "2026-11-02T22:51:03Z")
My bucket list has only one thing To have a massive ding-a-ling Tho it would drag on the ground I would use it to pound ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8525 "2026-11-04T18:49:23Z")
My bucket list has only one thing To have a massive ding-a-ling Tho it would drag on the ground I would use it to pound out a beat for some disco dancing I was born with a smile on my face ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2026, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8526 "2026-11-04T21:56:32Z")
I was born with a smile on my face But the voters smashed it with a mace ---
**Author:** ![2\_More\_Bits](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/2_more_bits/32/4148_2.png) [@2\_More\_Bits](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2_More_Bits)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2026, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8527 "2026-11-06T17:08:17Z")
I was born with a smile on my face But the voters smashed it with a mace Now I look really bad ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8528 "2026-11-08T01:20:16Z")
I was born with a smile on my face But the voters smashed it with a mace Now I look really bad Like a blobfish gone mad ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2026, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/8529 "2026-11-08T01:55:59Z")
I was born with a smile on my face But the voters smashed it with a mace Now I look really bad Like a blobfish gone mad Please just administer the coup de grace * * * Mr. Smith once went to Washington [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=425) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=427)