# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 43
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/842 "2015-03-24T19:16:44Z")
One weekend when I was out hiking I met a cross-dressing viking Decked out like Brynhildr, A seven foot body builder The resemblance to mother was striking. &&&&& Those new Buick ads drive me insane, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/843 "2015-03-24T19:34:18Z")
Those new Buick ads drive me insane. Now, please let me make this quite plain: ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/844 "2015-03-24T22:05:33Z")
Those new Buick ads drive me insane. Now, please let me make this quite plain: They’re still geezer wheels ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/845 "2015-03-24T22:07:43Z")
Those new Buick ads drive me insane. Now, please let me make this quite plain: It’s still geezer wheels And outlandish deals ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/846 "2015-03-25T01:06:36Z")
Those new Buick ads drive me insane. Now, please let me make this quite plain: It’s still geezer wheels And outlandish deals And panels still that rust in the rain. ^^^^^^^^ How I did love the old Keystone Cops, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/847 "2015-03-25T03:44:39Z")
Those new Buick ads drive me insane. Now, please let me make this quite plain: It’s still geezer wheels And outlandish deals And panels that still rust in the rain. ^^^^^^^^ How I did love the old Keystone Cops, ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/848 "2015-03-25T04:20:45Z")
How I did love the old Keystone Cops, But their weapons were only props ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/849 "2015-03-25T04:41:00Z")
How I did love the old Keystone Cops, But their weapons were only props. And Fatty Arbuckle ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/850 "2015-03-25T04:43:55Z")
How I did love the old Keystone Cops, But their weapons were only props. And Fatty Arbuckle, Who claimed he knew fuckle ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/851 "2015-03-25T04:48:52Z")
How I did love the old Keystone Cops, But their weapons were only props. And Fatty Arbuckle, Who claimed he knew fuckle About the death of Virginia Rappe Harold Lloyd was all devoid ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/852 "2015-03-25T04:58:51Z")
Harold Lloyd was all devoid Two lost sylables had him annoyed ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/853 "2015-03-25T05:22:39Z")
nm. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/854 "2015-03-25T05:28:36Z")
Harold Lloyd was all devoid Two lost sylables had him annoyed. Misspellings as well ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/855 "2015-03-25T05:29:39Z")
Harold Lloyd was all devoid Two lost sylables had him annoyed. Misspellings as well This shit’s gone to hell ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/856 "2015-03-25T05:35:19Z")
Harold Lloyd was all devoid Two lost sylables had him annoyed. Misspellings as well This shit’s gone to hell. You get that when line two’s destroyed. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/857 "2015-03-25T05:41:10Z")
I’ve never made love on a sidewalk ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/858 "2015-03-25T06:03:08Z")
I’ve never made love on a sidewalk or loved up a maid at the Bangkok ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/859 "2015-03-25T06:28:12Z")
I’ve never made love on a sidewalk, Or loved up a maid at the Bangkok. But one thing I’ve done \*(You will notice that I overlook the mis-rhyme). \* ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/860 "2015-03-25T06:30:02Z")
(No, you pretty much commented on it) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2015, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/861 "2015-03-25T12:14:28Z")
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