# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/882 "2015-03-26T02:06:18Z")
The homely young girl from Kentucky Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/883 "2015-03-26T03:04:01Z")
The homely young girl from Kentucky Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky By the feel of the thing ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/884 "2015-03-26T03:10:34Z")
The homely young girl from Kentucky Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky By the feel of the thing And its label, ‘Peking’ ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/885 "2015-03-26T05:36:42Z")
The homely young girl from Kentucky Brought the pool boy a small rubber ducky By the feel of the thing And its label, ‘Peking’ Meant it might just vibrate, if he’s lucky. I asked Dad why his pants were of leather ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/886 "2015-03-26T05:55:46Z")
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather And why he had Mom in a tether ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/887 "2015-03-26T06:09:43Z")
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather And why he had Mom in a tether. He told me, ''Just strip, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/888 "2015-03-26T07:37:28Z")
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather And why he had Mom in a tether. He told me, ''Just strip, And pass me that whip ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/889 "2015-03-26T08:07:41Z")
I asked Dad why his pants were of leather And why he had Mom in a tether. He told me, ''Just strip, And pass me that whip Then tickle Grandma with this feather." @@@@@ A stout gladiator from Rome ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/890 "2015-03-26T08:19:33Z")
- [quote=“Biotop, post:889, topic:712149”] I asked Dad why his pants were of leather And why he had Mom in a tether. He told me, ''Just strip, And pass me that whip Then tickle Grandma with this feather." @@@@@ Clap/Clap/Clap. Well done!\* A stout gladiator from Rome, Loved beer with a good head of foam. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/891 "2015-03-26T10:34:40Z")
A stout gladiator from Rome, Loved beer with a good head of foam Once he downed his fifth mug ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/892 "2015-03-26T10:35:51Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > I asked Dad why his pants were of leather > And why he had Mom in a tether. > He told me, ''Just strip, > And pass me that whip > Then tickle Grandma with this feather." The Aristocrats! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/893 "2015-03-26T10:57:28Z")
A stout gladiator from Rome, Loved beer with a good head of foam Once he downed his fifth mug He yelled, “Let’s cut the rug!” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/894 "2015-03-26T14:32:51Z")
A stout gladiator from Rome, Loved beer with a good head of foam Once he downed his fifth mug He yelled, “Let’s cut the rug!” And he drunkenly danced with a gnome. A young couple were screwing upstairs ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/895 "2015-03-26T15:56:08Z")
A young couple were screwing upstairs But their bed was in need of repairs ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/896 "2015-03-26T17:49:22Z")
A young couple were screwing upstairs But their bed was in need of repairs It made such a noise ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/897 "2015-03-26T19:13:03Z")
A young couple were screwing upstairs But their bed was in need of repairs It made such a noise As all the sex-toys ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/898 "2015-03-26T21:12:35Z")
A young couple were screwing upstairs But their bed was in need of repairs It made such a noise As all the sex-toys went a tumble along with the au pair. ###### A comely young tart named Celeste ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/899 "2015-03-26T21:18:09Z")
A comely young tart named Celeste, Was never too modestly dressed. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/900 "2015-03-26T22:26:51Z")
A comely young tart named Celeste Was never too modestly dressed With her nipples erect ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/901 "2015-03-26T22:45:49Z")
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