# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/902 "2015-03-27T10:01:04Z")
A comely young tart named Celeste Was never too modestly dressed With her nipples erect You might just suspect That my manhood was no longer recessed I knew that I didn’t fit it ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/903 "2015-03-27T14:46:18Z")
I knew that I didn’t fit it But I had a tough time trying to quit it ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/904 "2015-03-27T15:02:20Z")
I knew that I didn’t fit it But I had a tough time trying to quit it When my gorge did arise ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/905 "2015-03-27T17:18:35Z")
I knew that I didn’t fit it But I had a tough time trying to quit it When my gorge did arise You could tell with your eyes ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/906 "2015-03-27T18:18:35Z")
I knew that I didn’t fit it But I had a tough time trying to quit it When my gorge did arise You could tell with your eyes That I was soon going to split it. My flying car doesn’t use gas - ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/907 "2015-03-27T18:33:15Z")
My flying car doesn’t use gas Instead, well… I hate to be crass, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/908 "2015-03-27T19:35:02Z")
My flying car doesn’t use gas Instead, well… I hate to be crass, But it’s got a small bit ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/909 "2015-03-27T19:55:07Z")
My flying car doesn’t use gas Instead, well… I hate to be crass, But it’s got a small bit That makes fuel out shit ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/910 "2015-03-27T20:03:20Z")
My flying car doesn’t use gas Instead, well… I hate to be crass, But it’s got a small bit That makes fuel out of shit So the tail pipe smells faintly of ass. I eat mostly cabbage for dinner ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/911 "2015-03-27T20:52:31Z")
I eat mostly cabbage for dinner, But chef-like I’m just a beginner. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/912 "2015-03-27T21:08:46Z")
I eat mostly cabbage for dinner But chef-like I’m just a beginner I take the whole head ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/913 "2015-03-27T21:19:41Z")
I eat mostly cabbage for dinner But chef-like I’m just a beginner I take the whole head 'Twixt two slices of bread ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/914 "2015-03-27T21:44:49Z")
I eat mostly cabbage for dinner, But chef-like I’m just a beginner. I take the whole head 'Twixt two slices of bread, 'Cos I’m a sour Kraut and a Berliner. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/915 "2015-03-27T21:46:43Z")
_ **Somebody else - please start another …** _ ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/916 "2015-03-27T22:32:16Z")
I once caught a mermaid off Wales ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/917 "2015-03-27T22:49:36Z")
I once caught a mermaid off Wales. The type with the digital scales. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/918 "2015-03-28T02:38:30Z")
I once caught a mermaid off Wales. The type with the digital scales. But I didn’t weigh her, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/919 "2015-03-28T03:08:09Z")
I once caught a mermaid off Wales The type with the digital scales But I didn’t weigh her Nor did I fillet her ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/920 "2015-03-28T04:31:41Z")
I once caught a mermaid off Wales. The type with the digital scales. But I didn’t weigh her Nor did I fillet her, But my codpiece is covered in snails. ######## I’ve head like that Munster named Herman, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/921 "2015-03-28T05:30:14Z")
Oops. Sorry folks. Let’s try that one again - I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=47)