# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/922 "2015-03-28T10:26:30Z")
I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman, A singing voice like Ethel Merman ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/923 "2015-03-28T10:55:59Z")
I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman, A singing voice like Ethel Merman I’m hung like a horse ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/924 "2015-03-28T13:51:11Z")
I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman, A singing voice like Ethel Merman I’m hung like a horse A true show of force ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/925 "2015-03-28T13:56:49Z")
I’ve a head like that Munster named Herman, A singing voice like Ethel Merman I’m hung like a horse A true show of force I speak fluent Latin and German. A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/926 "2015-03-28T14:01:08Z")
A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber Had a daughter and decided to deb her ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/927 "2015-03-28T20:40:51Z")
A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber, Had a daughter and decided to deb her. Now, this may sound Catty, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/928 "2015-03-28T21:49:41Z")
A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber Had a daughter and decided to deb her Now, this may sound Catty But she was a fatty ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/929 "2015-03-28T22:59:13Z")
A composer named Andrew Lloyd Webber Had a daughter and decided to deb her Now, this may sound Catty But she was a fatty And she looked like the Phantom had bred her. ########## Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/930 "2015-03-29T01:22:05Z")
Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike, For none at the store did he like ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/931 "2015-03-29T02:15:21Z")
Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike, For none at the store did he like. And out near Hoboken ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/932 "2015-03-29T02:26:50Z")
Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike, For none at the store did he like. And out near Hoboken He got his old spoke in ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/933 "2015-03-29T21:14:16Z")
Gyro Gearloose constructed a bike, For none at the store did he like. And out near Hoboken He got his old spoke in A place that’s too tender to strike. We once lived next door to Mae West, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/934 "2015-03-29T22:44:22Z")
We once lived next door to Mae West When she offered a simple request ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/935 "2015-03-29T22:53:15Z")
We once lived next door to Mae West When she offered a simple request. 'Don’t knock on my door, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/936 "2015-03-29T23:01:27Z")
We once lived next door to Mae West When she offered a simple request. 'Don’t knock on my door, Or mock Dudley Moore ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/937 "2015-03-29T23:22:48Z")
We once lived next door to Mae West When she offered a simple request. 'Don’t knock on my door, Or mock Dudley Moore 'Cos I’d love to feel moore undressed. ######### I met an old gorilla at the beach ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/938 "2015-03-29T23:51:36Z")
I met an old gorilla at the beach Who offered to me a fresh peach ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/939 "2015-03-30T00:22:00Z")
I met an old gorilla at the beach, Who offered to me a fresh peach. He said, "Just you suck it ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/940 "2015-03-30T02:38:53Z")
I met an old gorilla at the beach, Who offered to me a fresh peach. He said, "Just you suck it And drop the pit in this bucket ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/941 "2015-03-30T07:05:13Z")
I met an old gorilla at the beach, Who offered to me a fresh peach. He said, “Just you suck it And drop the pit in this bucket.” Now what did this Zen master teach? * * * I think this idea has merit [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=46) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=48)