# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 48
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/942 "2015-03-30T08:19:55Z")
I think this idea has merit - If booty you have, you should share it. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/943 "2015-03-30T10:36:45Z")
I think this idea has merit If booty you have, you should share it So please don’t be delay ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/944 "2015-03-30T16:51:04Z")
I think this idea has merit If booty you have, you should share it So please don’t be delay In sticking it this way ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/945 "2015-03-30T17:37:44Z")
I think this idea has merit If booty you have, you should share it So please don’t be delay In sticking it this way I know you will grin if you bare it. The sheriff just spit on the ground ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/946 "2015-03-30T19:42:10Z")
The sheriff just spit on the ground. They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/947 "2015-03-30T19:52:00Z")
The sheriff just spit on the ground. They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound. So he hiked up his belt ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/948 "2015-03-30T19:58:25Z")
The sheriff just spit on the ground. They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound. So he hiked up his belt Sniffed deeply as he knelt, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/949 "2015-03-30T20:30:58Z")
The sheriff just spit on the ground. They’d locked his bloodhound in the pound. So he hiked up his belt Sniffed deeply as he knelt, And in no time the criminal found. The leering Spaniard did one day declare, Nice one, Prof! \ ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/950 "2015-03-30T22:09:10Z")
The leering Spaniard did one day declare, “I bet at that sorority they play _Truth or Dare_.” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/951 "2015-03-30T22:52:45Z")
The leering Spaniard did one day declare, "I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare. And I know that a co-ed ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/952 "2015-03-30T22:58:07Z")
The leering Spaniard did one day declare, "I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare. And I know that a co-ed Will profess to give slow-head ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/953 "2015-03-31T05:13:23Z")
The leering Spaniard did one day declare, “I bet at that sorority they play Truth or Dare. And I know that a co-ed Will profess to give slow-head, So seek out the Truth… elsewhere!” A horrible gurgling noise ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/954 "2015-03-31T10:43:28Z")
A horrible gurgling noise Is something that often annoys ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/955 "2015-03-31T11:18:36Z")
A horrible gurgling noise Is something that often annoys When I eat fried chicken ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/956 "2015-03-31T12:47:10Z")
A horrible gurgling noise Is something that often annoys When I eat fried chicken My pulse does quicken ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/957 "2015-03-31T16:44:22Z")
A horrible gurgling noise Is something that often annoys When I eat fried chicken My pulse does quicken watching Dexter, with KFC and the boys. A sashaying buxom young blonde, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/958 "2015-03-31T17:05:13Z")
A sashaying buxom young blonde, opened her mouth so wide when she yawned ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/959 "2015-03-31T20:01:33Z")
A sashaying buxom young blonde, opened her mouth so wide when she yawned Down came a spider ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/960 "2015-03-31T21:58:14Z")
A sashaying buxom young blonde, opened her mouth so wide when she yawned Down came a spider Annoyed by her stridor ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/961 "2015-04-01T02:38:33Z")
A sashaying buxom young blonde, opened her mouth so wide when she yawned Down came a spider Annoyed by her stridor But in one quick gulp he was gond. ###### The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=47) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=49)