# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/962 "2015-04-01T06:35:23Z")
The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things, Among them, a dish fit for kings: ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/963 "2015-04-01T06:51:49Z")
The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things, Among them, a dish fit for kings: One hundred year eggs ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/964 "2015-04-01T16:08:12Z")
The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things, Among them, a dish fit for kings: One hundred year eggs, Barbeque chicken legs ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/965 "2015-04-01T19:21:11Z")
The Chinese, they sure cook some strange things, Among them, a dish fit for kings: One hundred year eggs, Barbeque chicken legs All served in a vase from the Mings. The tourists were climbing a mountain ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/966 "2015-04-01T19:39:45Z")
The tourists were climbing a mountain. A herd of wild sheep they were countin’. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/967 "2015-04-01T19:54:00Z")
The tourists were climbing a mountain. A herd of wild sheep they were countin’. Then a big, studly ram ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/968 "2015-04-01T19:54:14Z")
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**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/969 "2015-04-01T20:01:01Z")
The tourists were climbing a mountain. A herd of wild sheep they were countin’. Then a big, studly ram Said, 'Pardon me Ma’am ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/970 "2015-04-01T20:13:52Z")
The tourists were climbing a mountain. A herd of wild sheep they were countin’. Then a big, studly ram Said, ‘Pardon me Ma’am, Could we meet at the baa near the fountain?’ ######## There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/971 "2015-04-01T20:27:58Z")
There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/972 "2015-04-01T20:35:06Z")
There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am. But, as everyone knows ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/973 "2015-04-01T20:43:25Z")
There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am. But, as everyone knows If you kill one of those ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/974 "2015-04-01T21:35:20Z")
There was a mad butcher from Amsterdam Who slaughtered an innocent hamster, Ma’am. But, as everyone knows If you kill one of those Nobody really wants hamster ham. “Look at me on the bungee”, she cried. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/975 "2015-04-01T21:42:51Z")
“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried. With her her boobs bouncing, we spied ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/976 "2015-04-01T21:50:05Z")
“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried. With her her boobs bouncing, we spied A sight fit for kings, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/977 "2015-04-01T23:32:56Z")
“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried. With her boobs bouncing, we spied A sight fit for kings, As this girl from Ringlings ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/978 "2015-04-02T00:19:24Z")
“Look at me on the bungee”, she cried. With her boobs bouncing, we spied A sight fit for kings, As this girl from Ringlings Retracted her bungee inside Two monkeys were having a feast ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/979 "2015-04-02T00:38:08Z")
Two monkeys were having a feast Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/980 "2015-04-02T01:39:09Z")
Two monkeys were having a feast Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased. "He tastes of old weiner ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/981 "2015-04-02T01:51:01Z")
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