# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/82 "2015-02-11T16:59:19Z")
A singer who sang at the Met Told a tenor, "I’ll make you a bet. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/83 "2015-02-11T17:26:25Z")
A singer who sang at the Met Told a tenor, "I’ll make you a bet. Alto I’m a bass ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/84 "2015-02-11T17:33:32Z")
A singer who sang at the Met Told a tenor, "I’ll make you a bet. Alto I’m a bass I can make a strong case ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/85 "2015-02-11T18:51:13Z")
A singer who sang at the Met Told a tenor, “I’ll make you a bet. Alto I’m a bass I can make a strong case That I’ll nail that hot mezzo chick yet!” The chef was excessively flustered ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/86 "2015-02-11T18:57:16Z")
The chef was excessively flustered When trying to make flambé custard. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/87 "2015-02-11T18:57:38Z")
ninja’d ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/88 "2015-02-11T18:59:08Z")
The chef was excessively flustered When trying to make flambé custard. Instead of the brandy, ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/89 "2015-02-11T19:12:10Z")
The chef was excessively flustered When trying to make flambé custard. Instead of the brandy, He used cotton candy ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/90 "2015-02-11T19:25:14Z")
The chef was excessively flustered When trying to make flambé custard. Instead of the brandy, He used cotton candy And a ridiculous measure of mustard. A Scotsman wearing a kilt ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/91 "2015-02-11T19:41:49Z")
A Scotsman wearing a kilt Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/92 "2015-02-11T20:11:26Z")
A Scotsman wearing a kilt Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.” So he guzzled some stout ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/93 "2015-02-11T21:08:47Z")
A Scotsman wearing a kilt Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.” So he guzzled some stout And let out a shout ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/94 "2015-02-11T21:17:21Z")
A Scotsman wearing a kilt Heard LaVey saying “Do as thou wilt.” So he guzzled some stout And let out a shout Then boinked a maid under a quilt! A monk with only one eye ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/95 "2015-02-11T21:59:08Z")
A monk with only one eye Looked up at a bird in the sky ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/96 "2015-02-11T22:43:45Z")
A monk with only one eye Looked up at a bird in the sky He pleaded, "Do not ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/97 "2015-02-11T22:54:44Z")
A monk with only one eye Looked up at a bird in the sky He pleaded, "Do not leave a large white spot ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/98 "2015-02-11T23:00:04Z")
A monk with only one eye Looked up at a bird in the sky He pleaded, “Do not Leave a large white spot On my tonsure! Do not even try!” “A nun at a naturist camp” ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/99 "2015-02-11T23:07:17Z")
A nun at a naturist camp Sat on the cardinal’s lap ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/100 "2015-02-11T23:11:40Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > A nun at a naturist camp > Sat on the cardinal’s lap That doesn’t even rhyme!!! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/101 "2015-02-11T23:44:45Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > A nun at a naturist camp > Sat on the cardinal’s lap That doesn’t even rhyme!!! He’ll do better next time, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=6)