# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 50
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/982 "2015-04-02T03:14:51Z")
Two monkeys were having a feast Of an old cannibal, freshly deceased. "He tastes of old weiner, And his scrotum far leaner Than our previous bipedal beast. $$$$$$$$$ Three of us on a long mission ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/983 "2015-04-02T03:44:26Z")
Three of us on a long mission, Came upon a well meant for wishin’. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/984 "2015-04-02T04:02:54Z")
Three of us on a long mission, Came upon a well meant for wishin’. So we each tossed in a coin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/985 "2015-04-02T05:19:37Z")
Three of us on a long mission, Came upon a well meant for wishin’. So we each tossed in a coin To decide who would join ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/986 "2015-04-02T09:19:56Z")
Three of us on a long mission, Came upon a well meant for wishin’. So we each tossed in a coin To decide who would join The other monks, in the well fishin’. An eccentric monk named Emmanuel, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/987 "2015-04-02T10:29:51Z")
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel Would let down his hair, usually annual ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/988 "2015-04-02T10:33:37Z")
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel Would let down his hair, usually annual It reached past his ass ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/989 "2015-04-02T13:24:33Z")
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel Would let down his hair, usually annual It reached past his ass On the ground it would mass ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/990 "2015-04-02T18:38:48Z")
An eccentric monk named Emmanuel Would let down his hair, usually annual It reached past his ass On the ground it would mass Though it’s really a wig, can you tell? +++++ The Royal Garden was found full of weeds ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/991 "2015-04-02T18:54:09Z")
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds So they brought in goats of different breeds ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/992 "2015-04-02T19:41:38Z")
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds So they brought in goats of different breeds. While the kids ate thistles ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/993 "2015-04-02T20:24:14Z")
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds So they brought in goats of different breeds. While the kids ate thistles That tickled their bristles ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/994 "2015-04-02T20:58:00Z")
The Royal Garden was found full of weeds So they brought in goats of different breeds. While the kids ate thistles That tickled their bristles Then the Prince planted ganja from seeds. The cheerleaders practiced their twerking ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/995 "2015-04-02T21:57:04Z")
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking, Near a lot where builders were working. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/996 "2015-04-02T22:05:43Z")
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking, Near a lot where builders were working. And these oafish fools ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/997 "2015-04-03T02:48:44Z")
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking, Near a lot where builders were working. And these oafish fools began jerking their tools ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/998 "2015-04-03T05:41:13Z")
The cheerleaders practiced their twerking, Near a lot where builders were working. And these oafish fools Began jerking their tools, Unaware that a cop car was lurking. * * * That snow-white lamb that Mary owned, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/999 "2015-04-03T09:41:50Z")
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned On the weekends would often get stoned ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1000 "2015-04-03T12:27:03Z")
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned On the weekends would often get stoned Now when most sheep get high ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1001 "2015-04-03T14:37:31Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > The cheerleaders practiced their twerking, > Near a lot where builders were working. > And these oafish fools > Began jerking their tools, > Unaware that a cop car was lurking. Bravo. That snow-white lamb that Mary owned On the weekends would often get stoned Now when most sheep get high They crave Spanish fly [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=49) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=51)