# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1002 "2015-04-03T15:45:55Z")
That snow-white lamb that Mary owned On the weekends would often get stoned Now when most sheep get high They crave Spanish fly But Mary’s sheep Dolly got cloned. * * * The lost hiker met up with a bear ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1003 "2015-04-03T19:58:30Z")
The lost hiker met up with a bear, Whose cave he was welcomed to share. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1004 "2015-04-03T21:31:43Z")
The lost hiker met up with a bear Whose cave he was welcomed to share But when they turned in ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1005 "2015-04-03T21:46:18Z")
The lost hiker met up with a bear Whose cave he was welcomed to share But when they turned in The bear tea-bagged his chin ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1006 "2015-04-03T21:58:53Z")
The lost hiker met up with a bear Whose cave he was welcomed to share But when they turned in The bear tea-bagged his chin And one more pack joined the stack in the lair. ####### Way down South where they grow cotton, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1007 "2015-04-03T22:43:49Z")
Way down South where they grow cotton, Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin’ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1008 "2015-04-03T22:48:11Z")
Way down South where they grow cotton, Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin.’ "Now, we know Ellie May ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1009 "2015-04-03T22:56:21Z")
Way down South where they grow cotton, Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin.’ "Now, we know Ellie May Likes to roll in the hay, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1010 "2015-04-04T01:26:41Z")
Way down South where they grow cotton, Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin.’ “Now, we know Ellie May Likes to roll in the hay, But, why is it my boles are all rotten?” For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1011 "2015-04-04T01:28:12Z")
Way down South where they grow cotton Three drunk Georgia boys were a-plottin "Now, we know Ellie May Likes to roll in the hay But condoms it seems we’ve forgotten ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1012 "2015-04-04T01:29:30Z")
lottie beat me to it… For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore, His sonnets do cause me to snore ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1013 "2015-04-04T13:14:32Z")
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore, His sonnets do cause me to snore And those mind-numbing plays ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1014 "2015-04-04T14:47:09Z")
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore, His sonnets do cause me to snore And those mind-numbing plays Monologues that go on for days ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1015 "2015-04-04T15:09:23Z")
For me, William Shakespeare’s a bore, His sonnets do cause me to snore And those mind-numbing plays Monologues that go on for days It’s no wonder his wife was a whore My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1016 "2015-04-04T15:13:15Z")
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1017 "2015-04-04T15:17:46Z")
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy But my asshole’s OK ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1018 "2015-04-04T15:31:54Z")
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy But my asshole’s OK If you like turd purée ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1019 "2015-04-04T18:45:22Z")
My balls, don’t you know, are quite droopy And my cock has a discharge that’s soupy But my asshole’s OK If you like turd purée But I consider that poopy. On a bright, sunny Easter morning ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1020 "2015-04-04T20:13:52Z")
On a bright, sunny Easter morning, Let’s face it, I had little warning. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1021 "2015-04-04T20:35:18Z")
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