# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1022 "2015-04-04T20:54:54Z")
On a bright, sunny Easter morning, Let’s face it, I had little warning. Damned Bunny was quicker And stole all my liquor, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1023 "2015-04-04T21:27:28Z")
On a bright, sunny Easter morning, Let’s face it, I had little warning. Damned Bunny was quicker And stole all my liquor, As well as the eggs I was hoarding. ^^^^^^^^^ I was given a horse by O’Malley, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2015, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1024 "2015-04-04T23:36:51Z")
I was given a horse by O’Malley, So I rode it down into Low Valley ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1025 "2015-04-05T00:47:49Z")
I was given a horse by O’Malley, So I rode it down into Low Valley. When it started to wheeze ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1026 "2015-04-05T10:34:50Z")
I was given a horse by O’Malley So I rode it down into Low Valley When it started to wheeze I said to Louise ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1027 "2015-04-05T10:59:38Z")
I was given a horse by O’Malley So I rode it down into Low Valley When it started to wheeze I said to Louise “This nag’s headed for her finale!” An astronaut strapped in his rocket ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1028 "2015-04-05T19:59:55Z")
An astronaut strapped in his rocket Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1029 "2015-04-05T21:20:13Z")
An astronaut strapped in his rocket, Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it. But it seems that this drip ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2015, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1030 "2015-04-05T23:30:57Z")
An astronaut strapped in his rocket, Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it. But it seems that this drip Didn’t come from the ship, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1031 "2015-04-06T00:18:51Z")
An astronaut strapped in his rocket, Found a leak and then said "I should caulk it. But it seems that this drip Didn’t come from the ship, Instead it came from my pocket. The man tripped and fell in the street ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1032 "2015-04-06T00:32:53Z")
The man tripped and fell in the street The thing he most bruised was his meat ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1033 "2015-04-06T01:08:49Z")
The man tripped and fell in the street The thing he most bruised was his meat. And he tried to unravel ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1034 "2015-04-06T01:34:48Z")
The man tripped and fell in the street The thing he most bruised was his meat. And he tried to unravel His schlong from the gravel ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1035 "2015-04-06T15:59:48Z")
The man tripped and fell in the street The thing he most bruised was his meat. And he tried to unravel His schlong from the gravel But his method seemed very offbeat ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1036 "2015-04-06T16:03:10Z")
As the young lad was drumming his drum ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1037 "2015-04-06T16:31:33Z")
As the young lad was drumming his drum He met a drunk reeking of rum ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1038 "2015-04-06T19:21:37Z")
As the young lad was drumming his drum He met a drunk reeking of rum So he showed off his stick work ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1039 "2015-04-06T21:50:49Z")
As the young lad was drumming his drum, He met a drunk reeking of rum. So he showed off his stick work, The tramp’s head gave a quick jerk, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1040 "2015-04-06T21:59:25Z")
As the young lad was drumming his drum, He met a drunk reeking of rum. So he showed off his stick work, The tramp’s head gave a quick jerk, And then, a total eclipse of the bum. ####### A strange lump grew up large on my chest, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1041 "2015-04-06T22:04:49Z")
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