# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1042 "2015-04-06T22:20:21Z")
A strange lump grew up large on my chest, It began in my schlong, then progressed. If I can support it, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1043 "2015-04-06T22:38:04Z")
A strange lump grew up large on my chest, It began in my schlong, then progressed. If I can support it, Then pertly cavort it, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1044 "2015-04-07T01:41:59Z")
A strange lump grew up large on my chest, It began in my schlong, then progressed. If I can support it, Then pertly cavort it, It could make for a nice looking breast. The man tired of waiting in line ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1045 "2015-04-07T03:15:35Z")
The man tired of waiting in line, Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!” ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1046 "2015-04-07T03:37:36Z")
The man tired of waiting in line, Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!” He looked for relief ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1047 "2015-04-07T03:55:00Z")
The man tired of waiting in line, Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!” He looked for relief, Pulled the cork with his teeth, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1048 "2015-04-07T12:18:58Z")
The man tired of waiting in line, Cried,“Far queue, you’re wasting my time!” He looked for relief, Pulled the cork with his teeth, And got drunk on fortified wine A man reached for his glass of juice ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1049 "2015-04-07T12:45:29Z")
A man reached for his glass of juice And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1050 "2015-04-07T13:23:10Z")
A man reached for his glass of juice And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!” "I never shall more drink ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1051 "2015-04-07T14:39:22Z")
n/m ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1052 "2015-04-07T17:09:24Z")
A man reached for his glass of juice And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!” “I never shall more drink”, He said with a wink, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1053 "2015-04-07T17:34:45Z")
]A man reached for his glass of juice And declared “with my soul I’ve a truce!” “I never shall more drink”, He said with a wink, Aught but prune to keep my bowels loose! The calluses upon mine hands ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1054 "2015-04-07T20:36:36Z")
The calluses upon mine hands, Make it hard to handle my glans. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1055 "2015-04-07T21:31:25Z")
The calluses upon mine hands Make it hard to handle my glans But things could be worse ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1056 "2015-04-07T22:06:27Z")
The calluses upon mine hands, Make it hard to handle my glans. But things could be worse, Because I’m a scrub nurse ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1057 "2015-04-07T22:20:10Z")
The calluses upon mine hands, Make it hard to handle my glans. But things could be worse, Because I’m a scrub nurse And they’re great for scouring bedpans. I once met a doctor from Brazil, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1058 "2015-04-07T22:22:06Z")
The calluses upon mine hands, Make it hard to handle my glans. But things could be worse, Because I’m a scrub nurse, So my schlong’s not as big as a man’s. A cowboy from up in Alberta ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1059 "2015-04-07T22:43:55Z")
I once met a doctor from Brazil, Who produced from his pocket a pill. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1060 "2015-04-07T22:46:00Z")
I once met a doctor from Brazil, Who produced from his pocket a pill. "If you swallow this down, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1061 "2015-04-07T22:48:56Z")
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