# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1062 "2015-04-08T01:32:23Z")
I once met a doctor from Brazil, Who produced from his pocket a pill. "If you swallow this down, Then take off your gown, You can pound like that Collins dude Phil In Beijing I found me a whore ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1063 "2015-04-08T01:52:14Z")
In Beijing I found me a whore Who could suck a golf ball through a straw ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1064 "2015-04-08T02:09:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1065 "2015-04-08T02:53:22Z")
In Beijing I found me a whore, Who could suck a golf ball through a straw. But while we were shaggin’ ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1066 "2015-04-08T04:05:40Z")
In Beijing I found me a whore, Who could suck a golf ball through a straw. But while we were shaggin’ She soon started naggin’ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1067 "2015-04-08T10:35:37Z")
In Beijing I found me a whore, Who could suck a golf ball through a straw. But while we were shaggin’ She soon started naggin’ That’s what the ball gag is for A woman who turned 99 ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1068 "2015-04-08T11:11:10Z")
A woman who turned 99, Was sentenced to work in a mine. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1069 "2015-04-08T14:51:11Z")
A woman who turned 99, Was sentenced to work in a mine. But she fell down on the job ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1070 "2015-04-08T21:16:06Z")
A woman who turned 99, Was sentenced to work in a mine. But she fell down on the job Landing on Boss Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1071 "2015-04-08T22:19:47Z")
A woman who turned 99, Was sentenced to work in a mine. But she fell down on the job Landing on Boss Bob. Now they’re married and doing just fine. * * * When Bill bought his mistress a boat, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1072 "2015-04-08T22:23:16Z")
A woman who turned 99, Was sentenced to work in a mine. But she fell down on the job Landing on Boss Bob. The major miner at the time. !!! Now, this old gal who fell on the boss, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1073 "2015-04-08T22:32:20Z")
_Oops. Caught it too late._ When Bill bought his mistress a boat, He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1074 "2015-04-08T22:49:15Z")
Nm ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1075 "2015-04-08T22:52:39Z")
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**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1076 "2015-04-09T03:03:28Z")
When Bill bought his mistress a boat, He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’. Since that clear contradiction ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1077 "2015-04-09T04:22:26Z")
When Bill bought his mistress a boat, He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’. Since that clear contradiction Was too punny for this vixen ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1078 "2015-04-09T04:43:21Z")
When Bill bought his mistress a boat, He foolishly named it ‘Deep Float’. Since that clear contradiction Was too punny for this vixen Who thought that ‘draught’ was something in his throat. When Rutherford the atom had split ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 7:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1079 "2015-04-09T07:17:57Z")
When Rutherford the atom had split We all made fun of him for a bit ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1080 "2015-04-09T09:48:38Z")
When Rutherford the atom had split, We all made fun of him for a bit. "Please show us the axe, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1081 "2015-04-09T11:01:09Z")
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