# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 55
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1082 "2015-04-09T13:42:32Z")
When Rutherford the atom had split, We all made fun of him for a bit. "Please show us the axe, and take off your slacks Your nuts for a night light, that’s it! The magician reached into his hat ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1083 "2015-04-09T20:59:51Z")
The magician reached into his hat, And grabbed what the rabbit had shat. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1084 "2015-04-09T21:47:48Z")
The magician reached into his hat, And grabbed what the rabbit had shat. He quickly said, “Presto!” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1085 "2015-04-09T21:51:19Z")
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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1086 "2015-04-09T21:54:24Z")
The magician reached into his hat, And grabbed what the rabbit had shat. He quickly said, “Presto!” Oh, what a mess though! ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1087 "2015-04-09T23:51:56Z")
The magician reached into his hat, And grabbed what the rabbit had shat. He quickly said, “Presto!” Oh, what a mess though! And he’d plannned to throw knives after that. ####### In a little tent out the woods ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1088 "2015-04-10T03:04:41Z")
In a little tent out the woods He convinced her to give up the goods ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2015, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1089 "2015-04-10T07:19:47Z")
In a little tent out the woods He convinced her to give up the goods But the goods smelled so bad ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2015, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1090 "2015-04-10T09:52:32Z")
In a little tent out the woods, He convinced her to give up the goods. But the goods smelled so bad That she obviously had ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1091 "2015-04-10T13:15:32Z")
In a little tent out the woods, He convinced her to give up the goods. But the goods smelled so bad That she obviously had Every guy in every one of the 'hoods. When I needed a public rest room ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1092 "2015-04-10T21:21:17Z")
When I needed a public rest room I hopped on a flight to Khartoum ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1093 "2015-04-10T21:37:46Z")
When I needed a public rest room I hopped on a flight to Khartoum. But those pans in Sudan ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1094 "2015-04-11T00:00:29Z")
When I needed a public rest room I hopped on a flight to Khartoum. But those pans in Sudan, Have a dirty old man ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1095 "2015-04-11T00:28:01Z")
When I needed a public rest room I hopped on a flight to Khartoum. But those pans in Sudan, Have a dirty old man Who looks through a small hole as you groom. ^^^^^^^^^^ One night in a Spanish bordello, ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1096 "2015-04-11T00:54:44Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > When I needed a public rest room > I hopped on a flight to Khartoum. > But those pans in Sudan, > Have a dirty old man > Who looks through a small hole as you groom. > > ^^^^^^^^^^ > > One night in a Spanish bordello, One night in a Spanish bordello, I met a quite curious fellow. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1097 "2015-04-11T01:10:05Z")
One night in a Spanish bordello, I met a quite curious fellow. "I’m just a trannysaurass ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1098 "2015-04-11T01:12:06Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > One night in a Spanish bordello, > I met a quite curious fellow. > "I’m just a trannysaurus One night in a Spanish bordello, I met a quite curious fellow. “I’m just a trannysaurus With a five inch clitoris” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1099 "2015-04-11T01:27:46Z")
One night in a Spanish bordello, I met a quite curious fellow. "I’m just a trannysaurus With a five inch clitoris, And a twat that tastes like Limoncello A baker was kneading his dough ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1100 "2015-04-11T01:33:11Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > One night in a Spanish bordello, > I met a quite curious fellow. > "I’m just a trannysaurus > With a five inch clitoris, > And a twat that tastes like Limoncello > > A baker was kneading his dough A baker was kneading his dough While his apprentice was watching him go. ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1101 "2015-04-11T01:45:51Z")
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