# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 58
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1142 "2015-04-13T16:24:38Z")
Many a man tried to woo her, With equally many a lure ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1143 "2015-04-13T20:02:39Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > Many a man tried to woo her, > With equally many a lure Many a man tried to woo her, With equally many a lure. But she would not have that ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1144 "2015-04-13T21:03:00Z")
Many a man tried to woo her, With equally many a lure. But she would not have that Because with her hunched back, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1145 "2015-04-13T21:16:56Z")
Many a man tried to woo her, With equally many a lure. But she would not have that Because with her hunched back, She just wanted some chiro to cure 'er. ####### When I’m in the ground and forgotten, ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1146 "2015-04-14T02:48:44Z")
When I’m in the ground and forgotten, Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!), ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1147 "2015-04-14T05:11:44Z")
When I’m in the ground and forgotten, Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!), To charity give them ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1148 "2015-04-14T14:15:30Z")
When I’m in the ground and forgotten, Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!), To charity give them I thought I’d outlive them ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1149 "2015-04-14T16:41:49Z")
When I’m in the ground and forgotten, Take all of my gains (most ill-gotten!), To charity give them I thought I’d outlive them But gold is inert and I’m rotten! &&&&&& A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1150 "2015-04-14T18:48:06Z")
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack Went to Ma Bell to get his number back ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1151 "2015-04-14T20:14:44Z")
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack, Went to Ma Bell to get his number back. But a Connection that’s French ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1152 "2015-04-14T20:54:42Z")
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack, Went to Ma Bell to get his number back. But a Connection that’s French, Must stay dead till they wrench ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1153 "2015-04-14T21:04:50Z")
A hoary, old Quebecois lumberjack, Went to Ma Bell to get his number back. But a Connection that’s French, Must stay dead till they wrench The old boy out of his slumber-sack. ######### If I could take a trip to the Pole, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1154 "2015-04-14T21:10:23Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > _ **By pitching four balls to a “Nancy.”** _ > > _Nice finish, Annie!_ Thank you! If I could take a trip to the Pole, And take winter’s stroll with a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2015, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1155 "2015-04-14T22:58:03Z")
If I could take a trip to the Pole, And take winter’s stroll with a troll. I’d try not to care, ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1156 "2015-04-15T03:57:21Z")
If I could take a trip to the Pole, And take winter’s stroll with a troll. I’d try not to care, If he left me somewhere ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1157 "2015-04-15T07:11:48Z")
If I could take a trip to the Pole, And take a winter’s stroll with a troll. I’d try not to care, If he left me somewhere, 'Cos his head’s never far from his ice-hole. As a pilot was looping the loop, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1158 "2015-04-15T10:27:34Z")
As a pilot was looping the loop, I was in the can pooping the poop ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1159 "2015-04-15T12:17:21Z")
As a pilot was looping the loop, I was in the can pooping the poop But forces centrifugal ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1160 "2015-04-15T15:16:45Z")
As a pilot was looping the loop, I was in the can pooping the poop But forces centrifugal Overcame forces centripetal ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1161 "2015-04-15T15:22:56Z")
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