# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 59
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1162 "2015-04-15T16:39:43Z")
There once was a man from Brazil Who’s semen was flavored with dill ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1163 "2015-04-15T20:48:59Z")
There once was a man from Brazil Who’s semen was flavored with dill, Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1164 "2015-04-15T20:59:42Z")
There once was a man from Brazil Who’s semen was flavored with dill, Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme And other herbs that refuse to rhyme, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1165 "2015-04-15T21:35:13Z")
There once was a man from Brazil Who’s semen was flavored with dill, Parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme And other herbs that refuse to rhyme, Tossed with spinach and served with goodwill A pole dancer gave me a scare ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1166 "2015-04-15T21:38:30Z")
A pole dancer gave me a scare When I saw her unique underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1167 "2015-04-15T21:40:00Z")
A pole dancer gave me a scare When I saw her unique underwear. Right there in her crotch ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1168 "2015-04-15T23:58:07Z")
A pole dancer gave me a scare, When I saw her unique underwear. Right there in her crotch Was her grandfather’s watch, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1169 "2015-04-16T00:23:53Z")
A pole dancer gave me a scare, When I saw her unique underwear. Right there in her crotch Was her grandfather’s watch, And a volume of works by Voltaire. A nun and a priest and the Pope, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1170 "2015-04-16T00:47:46Z")
A nun and a priest and the Pope, Were sharing the same soap on a rope. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1171 "2015-04-16T01:16:55Z")
A nun and a priest and the Pope, Were sharing the same soap on a rope. "Lord, where shall we hang it? ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1172 "2015-04-16T04:02:57Z")
A nun and a priest and the Pope, Were sharing the same soap on a rope. “Lord, where shall we hang it? It still drips, tho’ we wrang it” ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1173 "2015-04-16T06:01:28Z")
A nun and a priest and the Pope, Were sharing the same soap on a rope. “Lord, where shall we hang it? It still drips, tho’ we wrang it” “Let’s sell tickets to this symbol of hope!” * * * My favorite version of meat ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1174 "2015-04-16T12:36:11Z")
> [@jepflast](#): > > A nun and a priest and the Pope, > Were sharing the same soap on a rope. > “Lord, where shall we hang it? > It still drips, tho’ we wrang it” > “Let’s sell tickets to this symbol of hope!” > > * * * > > My favorite version of meat My favorite version of meat Is incredibly tasty to eat. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1175 "2015-04-16T13:26:47Z")
My favorite version of meat Is incredibly tasty to eat. I wrap sausage with bacon ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1176 "2015-04-16T14:05:08Z")
My favorite version of meat Is incredibly tasty to eat. I wrap sausage with bacon And my taste buds awaken ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1177 "2015-04-16T14:14:08Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > My favorite version of meat > Is incredibly tasty to eat. > I wrap sausage with bacon > And my taste buds awaken My favorite version of meat Is incredibly tasty to eat. I wrap sausage with bacon And my taste buds awaken As I devour my high protein treat. I once met a fellow from Macon ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1178 "2015-04-16T20:31:08Z")
I once met a fellow from Macon, With an album of porn shots he’d taken. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1179 "2015-04-16T20:42:03Z")
I once met a fellow from Macon, With an album of porn shots he’d taken. And though he calls it ‘art’, ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1180 "2015-04-16T21:22:40Z")
I once met a fellow from Macon, With an album of porn shots he’d taken. And though he calls it ‘art’, The pics show more than one tart ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1181 "2015-04-17T00:47:41Z")
> [@Biotop](#): > > I once met a fellow from Macon, > With an album of porn shots he’d taken. > And though he calls it ‘art’, > The pics show more than one tart I once met a fellow from Macon, With an album of porn shots he’d taken. And though he calls it ‘art’, The pics show more than one tart Thus my faith in monogamy was shaken. My great uncle Linus was mad [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=58) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=60)