# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/102 "2015-02-11T23:54:26Z")
A nun at a naturist camp Sat on the cardinal’s lap She said "“Teach me to rhyme” ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/103 "2015-02-11T23:58:04Z")
A nun at a naturist camp Sat on the cardinal’s lap She said "“Teach me to rhyme” He said “Oh, you’re so fine” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/104 "2015-02-11T23:59:14Z")
A nun at a naturist camp Sat on the cardinal’s lap She said "“Teach me to rhyme” “In anapestic meter” ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/105 "2015-02-12T00:04:38Z")
A nun at a naturist camp Sat on the cardinal’s lap She said "“Teach me to rhyme” “In anapestic meter” “But why did you sit on my lamp?” * * * A dashing young mad from Pompeii ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/106 "2015-02-12T00:10:56Z")
mad = man ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/107 "2015-02-12T00:12:36Z")
A dashing young mad from Pompeii Went to Rome and back in a day ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/108 "2015-02-12T00:38:48Z")
A dashing young man from Pompeii Went to Rome and back in a day. I don’t mean to be lugubrious ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/109 "2015-02-12T00:47:47Z")
A dashing young man from Pompeii Went to Rome and back in a day. “I don’t mean to be lugubrious, But this stroll is salubrious” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/110 "2015-02-12T02:41:29Z")
edit - nm ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/111 "2015-02-12T02:46:10Z")
A dashing young man from Pompeii Went to Rome and back in a day. “I don’t mean to be lugubrious, But this stroll is salubrious” Then Vesuvius blew him away. An actress named Hedy Lamarr That’s Hedley ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/112 "2015-02-12T02:53:37Z")
An actress named Hedy Lamarr In _Ecstasy_ went way too far ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/113 "2015-02-12T03:05:46Z")
An actress named Hedy Lamarr In _Ecstasy_ went way too far Her co-stars would say ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/114 "2015-02-12T03:28:57Z")
An actress named Hedy Lamarr In Ecstasy went way too far Her co-stars would say She’s a bit too risque ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/115 "2015-02-12T17:52:16Z")
An actress named Hedy Lamarr In _Ecstasy_ went way too far Her co-stars would say She’s a bit too risque When they talked about her (at the bar). _the first line of this submission contains a mildly NSFW link_ [Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/sWMoxoDpLus/maxresdefault.jpg) _ETA: It might be fun to try making a link out of each line. No pressure, of course. 🙂_ ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/116 "2015-02-12T19:17:06Z")
Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/117 "2015-02-12T19:21:55Z")
Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies But the bit she thought glitz ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/118 "2015-02-12T19:42:29Z")
Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies But the bit she thought glitz Was infested with nits. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/119 "2015-02-12T19:52:01Z")
Madonna’s outfit at the Grammys Looked like auntie’s skimpy jammies But the bit she thought glitz Was infested with nits. And aggravated her double-whammys. There was an old girl from Hawaii ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/120 "2015-02-12T20:43:09Z")
There was an old girl from Hawaii Who hooked an immense mahi-mahi (I KNOW it’s a clunky rhyme, but all rhymes for “Hawaii” are clunky!) ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [February 12, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/121 "2015-02-12T20:46:35Z")
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