# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 60
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1182 "2015-04-17T00:57:42Z")
My great uncle Linus was mad, Had no inhibition, the cad. ---
**Author:** ![Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@Disgruntled\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disgruntled_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1183 "2015-04-17T02:19:17Z")
> [@Sicks\_Ate](#): > > My great uncle Linus was mad, > Had no inhibition, the cad. My great uncle Linus was mad, Had no inhibition, the cad. Though his mind was not sound ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1184 "2015-04-17T05:48:59Z")
My great uncle Linus was mad, Had no inhibition, the cad. Though his mind was not sound, He’d trained his bloodhound, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1185 "2015-04-17T21:34:02Z")
My great uncle Linus was mad, Had no inhibition, the cad. Though his mind was not sound, He’d trained his bloodhound, To sniff out the girls who were bad. An old lady who lived by the lake, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1186 "2015-04-17T21:52:11Z")
An old lady who lived by the lake Went fishing with an axe and a rake ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1187 "2015-04-17T21:57:14Z")
An old lady who lived by the lake Went fishing with an axe and a rake Odd tools, to be sure, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1188 "2015-04-17T22:00:00Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1189 "2015-04-17T22:09:28Z")
An old lady who lived by the lake Went fishing with an axe and a rake Odd tools, to be sure, But certain to lure, ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1190 "2015-04-18T08:31:38Z")
An old lady who lived by the lake Went fishing with an axe and a rake Odd tools, to be sure, But certain to lure, A leaf-covered log she could bake. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ An excellent choice for a pet ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1191 "2015-04-18T12:35:56Z")
An excellent choice for a pet Is this walrus I won at roulette ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1192 "2015-04-18T13:07:40Z")
An excellent choice for a pet Is this walrus I won at roulette He can jiggle his blubber ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1193 "2015-04-18T14:35:02Z")
An excellent choice for a pet Is this walrus I won at roulette He can jiggle his blubber, And bounce it like rubber ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1194 "2015-04-18T14:46:56Z")
An excellent choice for a pet Is this walrus I won at roulette He can jiggle his blubber, And bounce it like rubber And he sings bass in the Arctic Quartet A pelican with diabetes ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1195 "2015-04-18T16:37:56Z")
A pelican with diabetes And plagued with disease-ridden fleas. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1196 "2015-04-18T20:25:10Z")
A pelican with diabetes And plagued with disease-ridden fleas. On a bollard did rest, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1197 "2015-04-18T23:16:37Z")
A pelican with diabetes And plagued with disease-ridden fleas. On a bollard did rest, With sprats to digest, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1198 "2015-04-18T23:25:05Z")
A pelican with diabetes And plagued with disease-ridden fleas. On a bollard did rest, With sprats to digest, While he coated the bollard with faeces. ####### An old miner who once shovelled coal, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1199 "2015-04-19T00:45:54Z")
An old miner who once shoveled coal Summoned Satan to barter his soul ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1200 "2015-04-19T18:12:41Z")
An old miner who once shoveled coal Summoned Satan to barter his soul Soon he was free of the shaft, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1201 "2015-04-19T20:33:24Z")
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