# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1202 "2015-04-19T22:04:53Z")
An old miner who once shoveled coal Summoned Satan to barter his soul Soon he was free of the shaft, But the old devil just laughed, For his soul was long-lost down the hole. One time when our Granny was bathing, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1203 "2015-04-19T22:10:57Z")
One time when our Granny was bathing, She used a long handled brush as a plaything ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1204 "2015-04-19T22:56:41Z")
One time when our Granny was bathing, She used a long handled brush as a plaything. But her tricks with the loofah, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1205 "2015-04-19T23:04:33Z")
One time when our Granny was bathing, She used a long handled brush as a plaything. But her tricks with the loofah, Went a little bit too far, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1206 "2015-04-20T01:44:59Z")
One time when our Granny was bathing, She used a long handled brush as a plaything. But her tricks with the loofah, Went a little bit too far, And any comments I’d make would be scathing A girl from the town of Poughkeepsie ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1207 "2015-04-20T02:27:38Z")
A girl from the town of Poughkeepsie Was frequently found to be tipsy ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1208 "2015-04-20T03:59:46Z")
A girl from the town of Poughkeepsie, Was frequently found to be tipsy. Now, that’s ‘tipsy’, I said ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1209 "2015-04-20T09:22:24Z")
A girl from the town of Poughkeepsie, Was frequently found to be tipsy. Now, that’s ‘tipsy’, I said Not ‘titsy’, instead ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1210 "2015-04-20T10:28:43Z")
A girl from the town of Poughkeepsie, Was frequently found to be tipsy. Now, that’s ‘tipsy’, I said Not ‘titsy’, instead So cover up flopsy and flipsy An old man with scrotal edema ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1211 "2015-04-20T11:20:53Z")
An old man with scrotal edema Dragged his big nuts from Cuzco to Lima ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1212 "2015-04-20T15:00:13Z")
An old man with scrotal edema Dragged his big nuts from Cuzco to Lima While looking for a cure ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1213 "2015-04-20T17:18:25Z")
An old man with scrotal edema Dragged his big nuts from Cuzco to Lima While looking for a cure He was bow-legged, I’m sure ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1214 "2015-04-20T17:37:16Z")
An old man with scrotal edema Dragged his big nuts from Cuzco to Lima While looking for a cure He was bow-legged, I’m sure And slathered his sac with Noxzema. He was blessed with an outstanding schlong ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1215 "2015-04-20T19:31:12Z")
He was blessed with an outstanding schlong, Impressive not 'cuz it was long ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1216 "2015-04-20T19:50:35Z")
He was blessed with an outstanding schlong, Impressive not 'cuz it was long His cock was prehensile ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1217 "2015-04-20T20:53:34Z")
He was blessed with an outstanding schlong, Impressive not 'cuz it was long His cock was prehensile Could grasp a utensil ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1218 "2015-04-20T21:05:51Z")
He was blessed with an outstanding schlong, Impressive not 'cuz it was long His cock was prehensile Could grasp a utensil And whip up a great egg-foo-yong. ###### He just stood there blowing his trumpet, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1219 "2015-04-20T22:24:51Z")
He just stood there blowing his trumpet And said, “If this were a woman I’d hump it” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1220 "2015-04-20T22:45:22Z")
He just stood there blowing his trumpet And said, “If this were a woman I’d hump it” "I’d use lots of lube ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2015, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1221 "2015-04-20T23:07:15Z")
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