# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 62
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1222 "2015-04-21T03:25:06Z")
He just stood there blowing his trumpet, And said, “If this were a woman I’d hump it. I’d use lots of lube, And hope that the tube, Sucks and not blows when I pump it”. I know a good thing when I see it, ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1223 "2015-04-21T04:01:13Z")
I know a good thing when I see it, Said the young man regarding my Fiat. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1224 "2015-04-21T10:42:40Z")
I know a good thing when I see it, Said the young man regarding my Fiat. But aluminum siding? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1225 "2015-04-21T16:21:54Z")
I know a good thing when I see it, Said the young man regarding my Fiat. But aluminum siding? That car’s not worth riding. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1226 "2015-04-21T20:22:32Z")
I know a good thing when I see it, Said the young man regarding my Fiat. But aluminum siding? That car’s not worth riding, Though if that’s what you’re in to, so be it. My pen has just run out of ink ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1227 "2015-04-21T21:08:53Z")
My pen has just run out of ink, And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1228 "2015-04-22T04:31:10Z")
My pen has just run out of ink, And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think, So with that codex in hand ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1229 "2015-04-22T05:23:56Z")
My pen has just run out of ink, And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think, So with that codex in hand, I think I now understand, ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1230 "2015-04-22T07:20:33Z")
My pen has just run out of ink, And I’d unlocked the Voynich, I think, So with that codex in hand, I think I now understand, Why the author was driven to drink. )))))))))))))))))))))) Amazing! I’d not before seen ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1231 "2015-04-22T13:15:53Z")
Amazing! I’d not before seen Anything nearly as keen ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1232 "2015-04-22T13:59:50Z")
Amazing! I’d not before seen Anything nearly as keen A squid with twelve arms ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1233 "2015-04-22T17:24:08Z")
Amazing! I’d not before seen Anything nearly as keen: A squid with twelve arms. And some big dairy farms ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1234 "2015-04-22T19:29:31Z")
Amazing! I’d not before seen Anything nearly as keen: A squid with twelve arms. And some big dairy farms Or Kate Upton on a trampoline. A chef with a sharp carving knife ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1235 "2015-04-22T20:39:16Z")
A chef with a sharp carving knife Contemplated taking his life. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1236 "2015-04-22T23:32:39Z")
A chef with a sharp carving knife Contemplated taking his life. His butt and his shank ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1237 "2015-04-23T02:19:55Z")
A chef with a sharp carving knife Contemplated taking his life. His butt and his shank Were owned by the bank ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1238 "2015-04-23T14:02:39Z")
A chef with a sharp carving knife Contemplated taking his life. His butt and his shank Were owned by the bank And his balls were owned by his wife A dashing young pirate from the isle ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1239 "2015-04-23T16:17:12Z")
A dashing young pirate from the isle Flashed a friendly but frightening smile ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1240 "2015-04-23T16:25:43Z")
A dashing young pirate from the isle Flashed a friendly but frightening smile The wench dropped her knickers ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1241 "2015-04-23T20:50:35Z")
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