# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 63
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1242 "2015-04-23T20:52:40Z")
A dashing young pirate from the isle Flashed a friendly but frightening smile The wench dropped her knickers, but here is the kicker, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1243 "2015-04-23T21:38:31Z")
A dashing young pirate from the isle, Flashed a friendly but frightening smile, The wench dropped her knickers, And beckoned he lick 'ers ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1244 "2015-04-24T01:56:42Z")
A dashing young pirate from the isle, Flashed a friendly but frightening smile, The wench dropped her knickers, And beckoned he lick 'ers Then fly a Jolly Roger for a while. When I was young, a bad habit of mine, ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1245 "2015-04-24T03:02:06Z")
When I was young, a bad habit of mine, Was squeezing toothpaste in a line ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1246 "2015-04-24T16:00:15Z")
When I was young, a bad habit of mine, Was squeezing toothpaste in a line Then snorting that shit, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1247 "2015-04-24T19:11:17Z")
When I was young, a bad habit of mine, Was squeezing toothpaste in a line Then snorting that shit, Would give me a fit ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1248 "2015-04-24T21:15:03Z")
When I was young, a bad habit of mine, Was squeezing toothpaste in a line Then snorting that shit, Would give me a fit But my snot would smell minty, and shine My ballsack just doesn’t feel right ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1249 "2015-04-24T22:06:25Z")
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right, It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1250 "2015-04-25T00:21:43Z")
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight The gonads keep shifting ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1251 "2015-04-25T14:29:50Z")
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight The gonads keep shifting My penis keeps drifting ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1252 "2015-04-25T15:00:48Z")
My ballsack just doesn’t feel right It appears I’ve contracted peach-blight The gonads keep shifting My penis keeps drifting And the rash on my taint is a fright. A nana with hair silver-grey ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1253 "2015-04-25T15:07:24Z")
A nana with hair silver-grey Showed many male virgins the way ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1254 "2015-04-25T15:37:36Z")
Sixty-three years of Kegels ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1255 "2015-04-25T15:45:25Z")
Shoot, my paste didn’t take…sorry about that A nana with hair silver-grey Showed many male virgins the way Sixty-three years of Kegels ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1256 "2015-04-25T20:42:40Z")
A nana with hair silver-grey, Showed many male virgins the way. Sixty-three years of Kegels Meant, despite pins and needles, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1257 "2015-04-26T23:50:19Z")
A nana with hair silver-grey, Showed many male virgins the way. Sixty-three years of Kegels Meant, despite pins and needles, She was still a phenomenal lay. The clock was quickly ticking down ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2015, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1258 "2015-04-27T19:54:35Z")
The clock was quickly ticking down and coach stood there with a frown, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1259 "2015-04-28T03:47:43Z")
The clock was quickly ticking down and coach stood there with a frown, He looked at the bench ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1260 "2015-04-28T04:08:29Z")
The clock was quickly ticking down, And coach stood there with a frown. He looked at the bench, Where sat a fat wench ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1261 "2015-04-28T13:12:57Z")
The clock was quickly ticking down, And coach stood there with a frown. He looked at the bench, Where sat a fat wench They had a great loser’s night on the town. I have no luck with ebay bidding. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=62) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=64)