# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 64
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1262 "2015-04-28T20:40:50Z")
I have no luck with ebay bidding. It never goes well, I’m not kidding. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1263 "2015-04-28T21:07:28Z")
I have no luck with ebay bidding. It never goes well, I’m not kidding. I have it all reckoned, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1264 "2015-04-28T21:52:56Z")
I have no luck with ebay bidding. It never goes well, I’m not kidding. I have it all reckoned; Bid in the last second! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1265 "2015-04-28T22:10:09Z")
I have no luck with ebay bidding. It never goes well, I’m not kidding. I have it all reckoned; Bid in the last second! But snipers send all my hopes skidding. I once taught a horse a good trick ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1266 "2015-04-28T23:12:28Z")
I once taught a horse a good trick, By using a carrot and stick. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1267 "2015-04-29T00:51:21Z")
I once taught a horse a good trick, By using a carrot and stick. A little cajoling ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1268 "2015-04-29T01:56:57Z")
I once taught a horse a good trick, By using a carrot and stick. A little cajoling, Started her rolling ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1269 "2015-04-29T02:35:11Z")
I once taught a horse a good trick, By using a carrot and stick. A little cajoling, Started her rolling, And her skates went clickety-click. When we got to the fancy-dress ball, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1270 "2015-04-29T05:00:47Z")
When we got to the fancy-dress ball, We sauntered elegantly to the hall ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1271 "2015-04-29T12:58:59Z")
When we got to the fancy-dress ball, We sauntered elegantly to the hall But, alas, there my tux ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1272 "2015-04-29T15:36:52Z")
When we got to the fancy-dress ball, We sauntered elegantly to the hall But, alas, there my tux (Which cost megabucks!) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1273 "2015-04-29T17:48:59Z")
When we got to the fancy-dress ball, We sauntered elegantly to the hall But, alas, there my tux (Which cost megabucks!) Ripped apart due to midsection sprawl Out of the car leapt the crazy clown ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1274 "2015-04-29T19:24:19Z")
Out of the car leapt the crazy clown, Naked but for her evening gown. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1275 "2015-04-29T21:01:43Z")
Out of the car leapt the crazy clown, Naked but for her evening gown. Though a she-clown’s a rare thing, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1276 "2015-04-29T21:11:44Z")
Out of the car leapt the crazy clown, Naked but for her evening gown. Though a she-clown’s a rare thing, The crowd liked her bare thing ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1277 "2015-04-29T21:20:00Z")
Out of the car leapt the crazy clown, Naked but for her evening gown. Though a she-clown’s a rare thing, The crowd liked her bare thing Which flashed as she leapt up and down. * * * At midnight when no-one was looking, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1278 "2015-04-29T21:57:06Z")
At midnight when no-one was looking, I practiced a new type of hooking. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1279 "2015-04-29T22:39:23Z")
At midnight when no-one was looking, I practiced a new type of hooking. Dressed up as a trout, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1280 "2015-04-29T23:04:20Z")
At midnight when no-one was looking, I practiced a new type of hooking. Dressed up as a trout, I’d spawn my brains out, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1281 "2015-04-29T23:32:10Z")
At midnight when no-one was looking, I practiced a new type of hooking. Dressed up as a trout, I’d spawn my brains out; I just need a room with a brook in. The parrot whispered soft in my ear, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=63) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=65)