# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 65
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1282 "2015-04-30T03:41:58Z")
The parrot whispered soft in my ear, “I don’t give a damn, frankly, my dear.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1283 "2015-04-30T11:26:59Z")
The parrot whispered soft in my ear, “I don’t give a damn, frankly, my dear.” But then that damn bird ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1284 "2015-04-30T15:17:20Z")
The parrot whispered soft in my ear, “I don’t give a damn, frankly, my dear.” But then that damn bird Cut loose with a turd, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1285 "2015-04-30T15:47:10Z")
The parrot whispered soft in my ear, “I don’t give a damn, frankly, my dear.” But then that damn bird Cut loose with a turd, that looked like a big scarlet smear A young lad with hope in his eye ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1286 "2015-04-30T21:13:50Z")
A young lad with hope in his eye Thought he give a blonde model a try ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1287 "2015-04-30T22:09:08Z")
A young lad with hope in his eye Thought he give a blonde model a try But she wasn’t persuaded ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1288 "2015-05-01T01:18:43Z")
A young lad with hope in his eye, Thought he give a blonde model a try. But she wasn’t persuaded, 'Cos his genes appeared faded ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1289 "2015-05-01T01:24:12Z")
A young lad with hope in his eye, Thought he’d give a blonde model a try. But she wasn’t persuaded, 'Cos his genes appeared faded; The seat said, “Live Free Or Die!” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1290 "2015-05-01T02:44:59Z")
Burpo - Your turn to start … (Unless someone else jumps in before you get back). ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1291 "2015-05-01T02:48:11Z")
(Of course, where’s my brain…) One morning I fell out of bed ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1292 "2015-05-01T03:16:28Z")
One morning I fell out of bed and got quite a bump on the head ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1293 "2015-05-01T04:10:04Z")
One morning I fell out of bed and got quite a bump on the head So I felt for the knot ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1294 "2015-05-01T05:04:52Z")
One morning I fell out of bed, And got quite a bump on the head. So I felt for the knot, But instead grabbed the pot, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1295 "2015-05-01T16:45:27Z")
One morning I fell out of bed, And got quite a bump on the head. So I felt for the knot, But instead grabbed the pot, And smoked two or three joints instead. The old pervert walked to his park bench, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1296 "2015-05-01T20:52:23Z")
The old pervert walked to his park bench, Preparing to beat off with a wrench ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1297 "2015-05-01T21:00:15Z")
The old pervert walked to his park bench, Preparing to beat off with a wrench But a big flock of pigeons ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1298 "2015-05-01T21:37:59Z")
The old pervert walked to his park bench, Preparing to beat off with a wrench. But a big flock of pigeons, And a couple of widgeons ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1299 "2015-05-01T21:48:52Z")
The old pervert walked to his park bench, Preparing to beat off with a wrench. But a big flock of pigeons, And a couple of widgeons Tore off the piece he did clench. I don’t know why people hug trees, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1300 "2015-05-01T21:51:23Z")
I don’t know why people hug trees, They might catch Dutch Elm disease ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1301 "2015-05-01T23:19:21Z")
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