# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 67
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1322 "2015-05-04T22:54:28Z")
I saw a three-legged man at the mall, He appeared to be having a ball. Which was slightly perplexing, As I could see him flexing The one joined to his abdominal wall. An old Arab from far Timbuktu, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1323 "2015-05-04T23:29:43Z")
An old Arab from far Timbuktu, In the evening would play his kazoo. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1324 "2015-05-04T23:49:10Z")
An old Arab from far Timbuktu, In the evening would play his kazoo He claimed that while humming ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1325 "2015-05-05T03:53:31Z")
An old Arab from far Timbuktu, In the evening would play his kazoo. He claimed that while humming, He could hear camels coming ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1326 "2015-05-05T11:42:12Z")
An old Arab from far Timbuktu, In the evening would play his kazoo. He claimed that while humming, He could hear camels coming Or cumming if the beast’s balls were blue My hole cards in hold 'em were aces ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1327 "2015-05-05T13:14:15Z")
My hole cards in hold 'em were aces I must of had the luck of the Graces. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1328 "2015-05-05T17:26:10Z")
My hole cards in hold 'em were aces I must of had the luck of the Graces. 'cause when I saw the flop ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1329 "2015-05-05T17:40:45Z")
My hole cards in hold 'em were aces I must of had the luck of the Graces. 'cause when I saw the flop, the other two aces on top, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1330 "2015-05-05T22:49:22Z")
My hole cards in hold 'em were aces I must of had the luck of the Graces. ‘cause when I saw the flop, the other two aces on top, I laughed at the other guys’ raises! My dog is an insufferable cur, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1331 "2015-05-05T22:53:09Z")
My dog is an insufferable cur She thinks I’m her private chauffeur ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1332 "2015-05-06T04:07:44Z")
My dog is an insufferable cur She thinks I’m her private chauffeur I’ve got news for that canine ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1333 "2015-05-06T05:16:41Z")
My dog is an insufferable cur She thinks I’m her private chauffeur I’ve got news for that canine If she wants to stay mine ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1334 "2015-05-06T10:52:12Z")
My dog is an insufferable cur She thinks I’m her private chauffeur I’ve got news for that canine If she wants to stay mine She’d better man up, as it were A thong-wearing granny named Ester ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1335 "2015-05-06T11:26:37Z")
A thong-wearing granny named Ester Dared the local police to arrest her ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1336 "2015-05-06T15:22:03Z")
A thong-wearing granny named Ester Dared the local police to arrest her But they would not grab her ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1337 "2015-05-06T21:49:39Z")
A thong-wearing granny named Ester Dared the local police to arrest her But they would not grab her Though Grandpa did nab her. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1338 "2015-05-06T21:53:38Z")
A thong-wearing granny named Ester Dared the local police to arrest her But they would not grab her Though Grandpa did nab her Now she’s in her second trimester In baseball don’t goop up your balls ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1339 "2015-05-06T22:12:18Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > A thong-wearing granny named Ester > Dared the local police to arrest her > But they would not grab her > Though Grandpa did nab her > Now she’s in her second trimester Absolutely brilliant! In baseball don’t goop up your balls And if the umpire make any bad calls. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1340 "2015-05-07T02:43:11Z")
In baseball don’t goop up your balls And if the umpire make any bad calls. Just grin and bear it ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1341 "2015-05-07T10:59:08Z")
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