# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 68
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1342 "2015-05-07T15:04:08Z")
In baseball don’t goop up your balls And if the umpire make any bad calls. Just grin and bear it Because you may inherit some of Pete Rose’s catcalls. Approached by a harlot one hot summer night, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1343 "2015-05-07T16:20:51Z")
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night, I really was tempted, but money was tight. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1344 "2015-05-07T21:22:27Z")
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night, I really was tempted, but money was tight. She said to me, “Honey,” ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1345 "2015-05-08T05:06:35Z")
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night, I really was tempted, but money was tight. She said to me, “Honey, I’m not looking for money” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1346 "2015-05-08T15:47:26Z")
Approached by a harlot one hot summer night, I really was tempted, but money was tight. She said to me, “Honey, I’m not looking for money” I want someplace cool to spend the night Poor little Freddy who fell on a fence ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1347 "2015-05-08T17:30:33Z")
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence, Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1348 "2015-05-08T17:42:37Z")
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence, Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense. He said, “We’ll get a million views”, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1349 "2015-05-08T20:25:58Z")
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence, Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense. He said, “We’ll get a million views”, And maybe make the evening news!" ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1350 "2015-05-08T21:03:10Z")
Poor little Freddy, who fell on a fence, Was bleeding profusely, which made us quite tense. He said, “We’ll get a million views”, And maybe make the evening news!" Which, like Facebook obsession, makes little sense. … I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1351 "2015-05-08T21:12:42Z")
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox The girls I know line up to blow cocks ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1352 "2015-05-09T14:36:55Z")
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox The girls I know line up to blow cocks I know that stuff’s poison ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1353 "2015-05-10T21:13:51Z")
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox The girls I know line up to blow cocks I know that stuff’s poison (But who let the boys in?) ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1354 "2015-05-10T21:26:40Z")
I don’t think I’ll ever use Botox The girls I know line up to blow cocks I know that stuff’s poison (But who let the boys in?) Another Limerick blown on the rocks! I’ve rarely ever eat peanut butter, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1355 "2015-05-10T22:14:38Z")
I’ve rarely ever eat peanut butter, I think anyone who eats it is a nutter, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1356 "2015-05-10T22:53:35Z")
I’ve rarely ever eaten peanut butter, I think anyone who eats it is a nutter. I get little from it, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1357 "2015-05-11T01:11:00Z")
I’ve rarely ever eaten peanut butter, I think anyone who eats it is a nutter. I get little from it, Aside from the vomit ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1358 "2015-05-11T22:16:02Z")
I’ve rarely ever eaten peanut butter, I think anyone who eats it is a nutter. I get little from it, Aside from the vomit Which I leave for the flies in the gutter. ```auto A baker who was kneading some dough, ``` ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1359 "2015-05-11T22:23:39Z")
A baker who was kneading some dough, said “If I do this right it will grow!”, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1360 "2015-05-12T00:00:39Z")
A baker who was kneading some dough, said “If I do this right it will grow!” Except that the yeast ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1361 "2015-05-12T00:39:49Z")
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