# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 69
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1362 "2015-05-12T10:40:02Z")
A baker who was kneading some dough, said “If I do this right it will grow!” Except that the yeast Was cursed by a priest And scraped from the crotch of a ho Little Jimmy was in the bathroom too long ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1363 "2015-05-12T13:18:31Z")
Little Jimmy was in the bathroom too long And I could hear his singing this song. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1364 "2015-05-12T21:28:22Z")
Little Jimmy was in the bathroom too long And I could hear his singing this song. "I have a song to sing as I wash my thing, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1365 "2015-05-12T21:53:23Z")
_**Guys - Let’s not forget we’re writing Limericks here. The pattern is; First, second and fifth lines have seven to ten syllable beats, and the third and fourth have only five to seven. If we don’t adhere to this we simply aren’t writing limericks.**_ Little Jimmy was in the bathroom too long And I could hear his singing this song. "I have a song to sing As I wash my thing, ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1366 "2015-05-12T22:29:03Z")
Little Jimmy was in the bathroom too long And I could hear his singing this song. “I have a song to sing As I wash my thing, I call it You Shook Me All Night, Schlong” A girl on the beach lost her top ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1367 "2015-05-12T22:38:51Z")
_ **I really don’t want to be thumping the ‘Rule Book’, but just another reminder; the writer of the first line cannot write the last.** _ A girl on the beach lost her top, Her outing was looking like a flop. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1368 "2015-05-12T22:40:28Z")
A girl on the beach lost her top, Her outing was looking like a flop. She got sand in her cooter ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1369 "2015-05-12T22:44:10Z")
A girl on the beach lost her top, Her outing was looking like a flop. She got sand in her cooter So she called Roto-Rooter ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1370 "2015-05-12T22:47:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1371 "2015-05-12T22:53:13Z")
A girl on the beach lost her top, Her outing was looking like a flop. She got sand in her cooter So she called Roto-Rooter And they made her squeaky- clean with a mop. ####### I once knew a man from Tashkent, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1372 "2015-05-12T23:04:55Z")
I once knew a man from Tashkent Whose penis was freakishly bent ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1373 "2015-05-12T23:13:45Z")
I once knew a man from Tashkent Whose penis was freakishly bent At an angle acute ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1374 "2015-05-12T23:23:50Z")
I once knew a man from Tashkent, Whose penis was freakishly bent. At an angle acute, Like the neck on a lute ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1375 "2015-05-12T23:38:05Z")
I once knew a man from Tashkent, Whose penis was freakishly bent. At an angle acute, Like the neck on a lute He was \*\*\*plucked \*\*\*wherever he went. When I reached the top of the hill, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1376 "2015-05-13T02:17:28Z")
When I reached the top of the hill, I took a little blue pill ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1377 "2015-05-13T04:51:31Z")
When I reached the top of the hill, I took a little blue pill So the blood flow increased ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1378 "2015-05-13T10:47:09Z")
> [@](#): > > I really don’t want to be thumping the ‘Rule Book’, but just another reminder; the writer of the first line cannot write the last. Seriously? Why? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1379 "2015-05-13T11:14:53Z")
When I reached the top of the hill, I took a little blue pill So the blood flow increased 'Til my trousers released ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1380 "2015-05-13T13:19:52Z")
When I reached the top of the hill, I took a little blue pill So the blood flow increased 'Til my trousers released An organ that gave me a thrill. I really cannot stand Twitter ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1381 "2015-05-13T18:59:02Z")
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