# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 70
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1382 "2015-05-13T19:16:13Z")
I really cannot stand Twitter The Internet is a poor babysitter While my son surfed the Web, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1383 "2015-05-13T19:51:54Z")
I really cannot stand Twitter The Internet is a poor babysitter While my son surfed the Web, My teenage daughter, Deb ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1384 "2015-05-13T21:31:03Z")
I really cannot stand Twitter The Internet is a poor babysitter While my son surfed the Web, My teenage daughter, Deb Dropped my iPad right into the shitter My aunt has a mustache, no lie ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1385 "2015-05-13T21:58:56Z")
My aunt has a mustache, no lie, Waxed, just like old Salvador Dali. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1386 "2015-05-14T04:29:56Z")
My aunt has a mustache, no lie, Waxed, just like old Salvador Dali. She used to try shaving ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1387 "2015-05-14T08:17:19Z")
My aunt has a mustache, no lie, Waxed, just like old Salvador Dali. She used to try shaving, But now she is saving ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1388 "2015-05-14T10:34:37Z")
My aunt has a mustache, no lie, Waxed, just like old Salvador Dali. She used to try shaving, But now she is saving For a Brazilian on the 4th of July There was a fat chef from Mumbai ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1389 "2015-05-14T10:59:55Z")
There was a fat chef from Mumbai With a show girl tattooed on his thigh ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1390 "2015-05-14T13:05:39Z")
There was a fat chef from Mumbai With a show girl tattooed on his thigh When he twitched. she would dance ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1391 "2015-05-14T13:07:34Z")
There was a fat chef from Mumbai With a show girl tattooed on his thigh When he twitched. she would dance When he danced, she would prance ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1392 "2015-05-14T20:36:01Z")
There was a fat chef from Mumbai, With a show girl tattooed on his thigh. When he twitched, she would dance, When he danced, she would prance. But she got lost in his fat bye and bye. ######### There was an old cowpoke named Bart, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1393 "2015-05-14T20:46:55Z")
There was an old cowpoke named Bart Who could name all the town whores by heart ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1394 "2015-05-14T21:11:04Z")
There was an old cowpoke named Bart Who could name all the town whores by heart When L’il Bart was a stirrin’ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1395 "2015-05-14T21:54:21Z")
There was an old cowpoke named Bart Who could name all the town whores by heart When L’il Bart was a stirrin’ The thought kept recurrin’ ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1396 "2015-05-15T01:19:22Z")
There was an old cowpoke named Bart, Who could name all the town whores by heart. When L’il Bart was a stirrin’ The thought kept recurrin’ - ‘Their heart aint my favourite part’. I once rode a mechanical bull, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1397 "2015-05-15T19:07:59Z")
I once rode a mechanical bull, When my bladder was terribly full. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1398 "2015-05-15T20:59:50Z")
I once rode a mechanical bull, When my bladder was terribly full. And the beast’s vi’lent dance, ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1399 "2015-05-15T21:41:09Z")
I once rode a mechanical bull, When my bladder was terribly full. And the beast’s vi’lent dance, left me with wet pants ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1400 "2015-05-15T22:24:09Z")
I once rode a mechanical bull, When my bladder was terribly full. And the beast’s vi’lent dance, left me with wet pants, And filled the room with the smell of damp wool. A nudist was getting some sun ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1401 "2015-05-15T22:30:35Z")
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